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06/28/2025

10/26/2024

LOOK IF YOUR WHISPERS STINK DON’T BE TRYING TO TELL ME SECRETS

10/23/2024

I ASKED THIS OLDER GENTLEMAN IN THE PRINT SHOP WHERE THE COLORED PRINTER WAS AND HE SAID UNFORTUNATELY IT’S 2024 AND YOU CAN USE ANY PRINTER YOU WANT

10/21/2024

IT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN…… YANKEES vs DODGERS

10/17/2024

YOUR PAST I CAN FORGIVE IT’S JUST YOUR PATTERN I CAN’T ROCK WITH

10/17/2024

I WAS TAKING A FEW THINGS TO THE CLEANERS AND THIS BAD CHICK IN FRONT OF ME HAD DROPPED HER SHIRT OFF
AS SHE WAS LEAVING THE CLERK SAID COME AGAIN & THE GIRL SAID NO THIS TIME IT’S TOOTHPASTE 🤦🏽‍♂️

10/17/2024

I NEED ME SOME KIND OF CATION. I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S A VACATION, A STAYCATION OR SOME MEDICATION. ALL I KNOW IS THAT I NEED ME SOME CATION

10/17/2024

WELCOME HOME MEECH 💯🍾🍾

10/15/2024

JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH GOD MAKING SURE I SIGNED UP FOR THE BLESSED & HIGHLY FAVORED PACKAGE FOR 2025 AND NOT THE TRIALS & TRIBULATIONS PACKAGE I’M ON NOW

10/05/2024

I KNOW I MAY CATCH SOME FLACK FOR THIS BUT I ONLY CALL IT HOW I SEE IT
THIS GENERATION OF WOMEN AREN’T LOOKING FOR REAL MEN THEY’RE LOOKING FOR SPONSORS

10/02/2024

YOU KNOW WHAT’S CRAZY
MEN WERE TAUGHT THEIR WHOLE LIFE HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN AND NOT WHAT TO EXPECT FROM THEM BUT WOMEN WERE TAUGHT WHAT TO EXPECT FROM A MAN BUT NOT TAUGHT HOW TO TREAT A MAN

09/28/2024

SHE THOUGHT THE GRASS WAS GREENER ON TOP OF A CEASSPOOL AND I TOLD HER THAT’S WHY THEY MAKE SIDEWALKS BECAUSE THE STREETS AIN’T FOR EVERYBODY