Rrr24550

05/20/2024

Just seen a burglar kicking his own door in.
He must have been working from home.

05/19/2024

05/19/2024

I remember when $200 in groceries had to go in the trunk. Now you can put them 3 bags in the passenger seat.

05/18/2024

I've been working since I was 15 and for the life of me I cannot understand how some people in their 20's still have not had a JOB 🤷‍♂

05/18/2024

When I was a kid, I would step in dog crap all the time! Kids today don't know how awful it was to step in fresh dog sh*t and then use a hose to blast it off the bottom of your shoe!

05/17/2024

The only exercise I've done this week is running out of patience."

05/15/2024

The man who invented throat lozenges died last week.
There was no coffin at the funeral.

05/14/2024

Who remembers calling time on the phone just to get the time right on the clocks in
your home? ☎🕰

05/14/2024

Grandma coming through with a savage response 😂

05/13/2024

We need adult waterparks. I'm talking…no kids, a floating bar in a tube river circling the stage with a live band and some street taco trucks.

05/12/2024

If you're on your own in this life
The days and nights are long
When you think you've had too much of this life
To hang on

04/13/2024

Good Night Friends😀

04/12/2024

Good Morning Friends

04/12/2024

Good Night Guys🙂