Space Monsters Magazine

12/31/2025

Is no one aware that Alan Dean Foster did a movie novelization of The Thing? In it the cook Nauls jams out to Warren Zevon's Werewolves of London and when told to turn it down and get some culture he states that Warren Zevon IS culture. This led me to finding out about Zevon and becoming a fan. In fact my dad had the record in his record collection and i stumbled upon it and became a fan due to being introduced to it through The Thing. Saw him in concert twice.

I am always disappointed that he isn't jamming Zevon in the film. There's a lot of other things in there which didn't make it into the final cut as typically a novelist is given a very early script to go off of so that the book can be released in sync with the film.
There's a big snowmobile chase with infected dogs, the rec room is where it ends not the generator room and Macready and Childs play chess while waiting to freeze.
Find out a lot more of these types of things in Space Monsters

FORGET WHAT YOU KNOW. This isn’t a company. It’s a curated collection of cosmic cast-offs, a sanctuary for sacred sleaze, and a last-chance saloon for the artifacts the rest of the world forgot.

12/30/2025

Space Monsters TV: Scream Greats Premieres Friday January 2nd at 8pm EST!
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12/27/2025

So you've got my glowing likeness on your shelf. You've canned my primordial stew. But do you have a piece of the raw, untamed ooze that started it all?

Meet your new roommate: the Xeno-Morph Shape-Shifting Blob. This isn't a toy with elbows. This is a handful of sentient goo from the same nameless dimension that cooked up yours truly.

Infused with the exact same grade of protoplasmic evil that animates my rotting corpus. Stretch it. Mangle it. Sculpt a mini-Cthulhu for your desk. Its glow isn't a party trick—it's a soul-light.

It's chaos in your palm. A pet eldritch horror. The perfect thing to knead your stress into while contemplating the void.

WARNING: May develop a faint, independent pulse. Do not feed. Ever.

Contain a piece of the primordial ooze that made me. (You're welcome.)

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12/23/2025

Earthies, I have an announcement of monumental, soul-chilling importance.

They've captured me. In plastic.

Introducing the official Grimaldi 4" Glow-in-the-Dark Action Figure. Now you can own a piece of the host with the most... and make him stand on your shelf. The existential horror is palpable.

This ain't a toy. It's a counter-culture icon. It comes with zero accessories because my wit is weapon enough, baby. But it DOES have one killer feature: WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT, I GLOW. Just like the protoplasmic evil that animates my very soul.

Stare into the abyss before bedtime... and the abyss will stare back with a sinister green grin.

WARNING: We may have accidentally shipped a few POSSESSED ones. Order at your own risk.

Deploy one to your personal orbit: [LINK TO PRODUCT PAGE]

12/22/2025

Attention, Earthies. You've collected the magazines. You've got the figure. But do you have the... essence?

Introducing Grimaldi's Primordial Stew. The official, canned embodiment of the protoplasmic evil that first sparked in the cosmic goo and eventually formed... well, me.

This is not soup. This is a conversation piece. A trophy. The cornerstone of your Space Monsters shrine. One whiff of this patented "Eau de Genesis" and you'll understand where the weirdness truly began.

WARNING: Contents are metaphysical and 100% non-nutritious. Do not open. Do not ingest. Definitely do not use as a pizza topping.

Own the origin story. Can the chaos.

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12/21/2025

Your brain is a chaotic nebula of anxiety, Earthie. And you're fidgeting with... a boring geometric spinner? Pathetic.

Meet your new cosmic coping mechanism: the Void Sentinel Arachnid Fidget Toy.

This isn't a toy. It's a focus tool for plotting galactic domination. Crafted from cold, nebula-forged alloy, it spins with the silent, ominous precision of a satellite plotting your doom. Eight sinister arms radiate from an all-seeing core. The click of its bearing is the sound of an airlock sealing.

Channel your restless mental energy into calm, calculated menace. Annoy your crewmates in style. Look infinitely more interesting than the human tapping his foot.

The abyss doesn't just stare back... it needs something to do with its hands.

Deploy one to your personal orbit: https://shop.obliviontrading.com/product/void-sentinel-fidget-toy/

12/20/2025

PSA from the crypt: Your excuses are invalid.

"I live on a cramped freighter!" "My asteroid has no postal service!" "I need my horror fix NOW!"

We hear you. And we've engineered a solution.

Space Monsters Magazine: Digital Edition. All the gory sci-fi, punk-rock attitude, and Earthie-mockery you crave. Beamed directly to your view-screen, datapad, or neural implant in seconds. No waiting. No shipping. Just pure, undiluted cosmic weirdness.

It's the fastest way to get the content that separates the living from the merely... existing.

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12/19/2025

Let's be real, Earthies. Your desk is a tragedy. A monument to mundanity. Your mouse currently glides over a sad, blank void of nothing.

Time for an upgrade. Time for some... frictionless class.

Introducing the Space Kittens Premium Glide Mousepad. Featuring the 2026 Cover Girl herself, now the foundation of your every digital move.

Her smile, her style, her cosmic confidence—right under your wrist. It's a daily reminder that there's beauty in the void (and on your Ikea desk). Engineered for precision with a silky-smooth nebula glide and a non-slip void-grip base.

Don't just compute. Compute with COSMIC FLAIR.

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12/19/2025

Forget those Earthen Bunnies, kittens. So terrestrial. So... pedestrian.

Your ghoul-about-solar systems, Grimaldi, has curated a new collection. Introducing the 2026 Space Kittens Astro-Pin-Up Calendar—where 50s charm gets a photon torpedo to the face and a jetpack for good measure.

Twelve months. Twelve star-dusted dames. Your pathetic linear year just got a major upgrade in style.

Life's a bleak, empty vacuum. Fill it with something beautiful.

Blast off to the product page & claim yours: https://shop.obliviontrading.com/product/space-kittens-2026-calendar/