Space Monsters Magazine

09/15/2025

Space Monsters #2 is slated for a Halloween release and will feature some great articles from our usual contributors along with the addition of Mick Strawn !

07/29/2025

🚨🔥 ATTENTION, SPACE SCUM & INVESTORS WITH A PUNK ROCK HEART! 🔥🚨

"HOO-HAH! You wanna GET IMMORTALIZED IN THE MOST REBELLIOUS ANIME THIS SIDE OF THE GALAXY? Buccaneer Bunny’s PILOT EPISODE is locked, loaded, and ready to blow minds—but WE NEED YOUR HELP TO MAKE IT HAPPEN!

🏴‍☠️ HOW TO JOIN THE BLACKJACK BRIGADE (AND WIN BIG!)
STEP 1: LIKE Space Monsters Mag & Babelfish Film
STEP 2: TAG 2 CREWMATES (the crazier, the better!)
STEP 3: SHARE THIS POST & TELL US WHY YOU DESERVE A SPOT IN BUCKY’S UNIVERSE! (Best answers get bonus entries!)

🎁 THE MUTINY GIVEAWAY – 3 TIERS OF GLORY!
🏆 TIER 3 – "SHIP CAPTAIN"
🔥 Custom Wanted Poster
🔥 IMDb Credit
🔥 Exclusive Eyepatch

🏆 TIER 4 – "LAGOMORPH LEGEND"
🔥 Voiced Cameo (You get a LINE in the anime!)
🔥 Full Merch Bundle
🔥 Your face in the show!

🏆 TIER 5 – "FLEET ADMIRAL"
🔥 Executive Producer Credit
🔥 5% Profit Share (Up to $20K!)
🔥 Background Character + Voice Role!

⏳ 72 HOURS ONLY – DON’T MISS YOUR SHOT AT ANIME INFAMY!

💥 WHY INVEST?
✔ Handcrafted Animation – Every frame drawn by artists, not AI! (Except AI Jeannie, ‘cause she’s supposed to be digital, fool!)
✔ Pilot Ready to Rock – 45 minutes of punk-fueled chaos, with series potential!
✔ Equity, Merch & IMDb Credits – Get in early, ride the wave, and profit like a true space pirate!

📢 SAMPLE ENTRY:
"I’d rob water pods with Buccaneer Bunny ‘cause I’ve got a black belt in chaos, a heart full of rebellion, and a closet full of band tees! Also, I once stole my neighbor’s lawn gnome and replaced it with a rubber duck—Howlin’ Howard would be PROUD."

⚡ PRO TIPS TO WIN:
Be funny, be bold, be UNFORGETTABLE!

TikTok your best Mr. T impression ( )

Leak fake drama ("Did someone just bribe Grimaldi to rig the contest?!")

⚠️ WARNING: Losers get NOTHING… except a 10% discount on Tier 1 if they back the project! (Pirates gotta eat too.)

🛸 CHECK OUT THE TIERS & JOIN THE REVOLUTION:
🔗 Tier 1 – Deckhand
🔗 Tier 2 – First Mate
🔗 Tier 3 – Ship Captain
🔗 Tier 4 – Lagomorph Legend
🔗 Tier 5 – Fleet Admiral

"DON’T BE A FOOL—GET IN NOW BEFORE THE IMPERIALS SHUT US DOWN! HOO-HAH! 🚀💀🐇

07/29/2025

Oblivion Trading Post on Discord go join

Check out the Oblivion Trading Post community on Discord - hang out with 1 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

07/29/2025

https://deepcutshorrorarchives.quora.com/?invite_code=JpMQhOVF1EamyVTAraZ4

07/28/2025

Disregard the prior link. This is the correct link to the Horrorwood Karloffornia Quora

07/25/2025

7 Spots Left - Space Monsters Fall Incubator (Closing in 48 Hours)

UPDATE: We've filled 3 spots in 24 hours. Only 7 remain before we close doors.

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE FOR:
- 1/4 page ad in Fall Issue (print + digital)
- Oblivion Trading Post placement (only 10% fee after first $100)
- Viral Twitter roast from Grimaldi
- Worldwide catalog distribution
- Permanent directory listing

THE RULES STILL STAND:
- $100 buy-in (less than 1 tank of gas)
- New/unpublished work only (Horror/SciFi/Fantasy)
- Must join by August 15 OR when we hit 10 - WHICHEVER COMES FIRST

LAST 7 ARTISTS GET:
→ Free "Rejection to Recognition" case study PDF
→ Bonus social media shoutout

ACT NOW:
1. Comment "XEPER" below
2. DM us your most brutal rejection
3. We'll invoice you $100

Joined yesterday - already got my first retailer inquiry!"* - [GEM/Long Island, NY]
Best $100 I've spent as an artist"* - [FB/Seattle]

07/23/2025

ATTENTION, MARKETERS OF THE MACABRE:

Your audience isn't reading Forbes. They're not scrolling Vogue. They're here—clutching our magazine with trembling, ink-stained hands.

Space Monsters Magazine reaches:
5,000+ rabid horror/sci-fi fanatics after just 1 issue! Imagine what we will do after 3?
80% open rate on our 'Incoming Transmissions newsletter.
A cult following that actually BUYS what we shill

**AD PACKAGES THAT'LL MAKE YOUR COMPETITORS WEEP:
Full Page (Front/Back Cover) - $400 (Dominate like a demon)
Full Page (B/W Magazine Interior) -$300
Half Page - $150 (Lurk in the shadows... for now)
Classifieds - $20 (For the brave, broke, or gloriously weird)

LIMITED-TIME HEX: First 5 advertisers get a FREE Space Monsters sticker pack (guaranteed to lower property values).

THE RITUAL BEGINS AT MIDNIGHT.
Claim your spot before we sacrifice it to someone... less alive.

📩 Contact: [email protected]
🔗 [www.spacemonstersmagazine.com](www.spacemonstersmagazine.com)

**P.S.** Ask about our **'Defector Discount'**—20% off if you're fleeing a rival mag.

# HorrorMarketing

07/22/2025

Getting started is hard...
SPACE MONSTERS' "LAST CHANCE" GUTTER INCUBATOR

EVERY ARTIST STARTS IN THE GUTTER. WE'RE THE LADDER MADE OF BROKEN DREAMS AND SPITE.

Let's get real. You're broke. You have a great book, or independent film that you created, but you have no idea how to market it, and worse yet....you have no money. If only.......

Well, SM feels your pain, so we are going to take one for the team and do our part at helping unknowns become known. So, for our Fall issue, we will offer a full, and complete marketing package with bells and whistles for only $100.00 and only available for up to 10 qualified artists.

SPACE MONSTERS' "LAST CHANCE" INCUBATOR
(10 spots. No bu****it. No refunds.)

WHAT YOU GET:
1/4 PAGE AD in our Fall Issue (print + digital)
OBLIVION TRADING POST placement (10% fee on net sales after first $100)
GRIMALDI'S 3-TWEET ROAST-PROMO (guaranteed viral cringe)
"MIDNIGHT HUSTLE"** catalog distribution
PERMANENT listing in our Oblivion Directory

THE CATCH:
$100 BLOOD MONEY (cheaper than your art school debt)
MUST BE UNPUBLISHED/NEW (if you've "made it," f**k off)
AUGUST 15 DEADLINE (or when we hit 10 corpses)

HOW TO JOIN:
1. SCREAM *"XEPER"* in our DMs
2. ATTACH your most savage rejection letter if you have one! We'll use it as inspiration for making them eat their words.
3. SEND $100

If we **laugh at your pain**, you're in.

** **

🔗 Tag 3 failed artists who need this

Don't delay!
💀 CONTACT US: ([email protected])
🛒 [Oblivion Trading Post](www.obliviontradingpost.com)

Oblivion Trading Post

07/20/2025

INCOMING TRANSMISSION....COMMLINK ESTABLISHED...

"FROM 2D SKETCH TO 3D MENACE: THE BIRTH OF YOUR FAVORITE SPOKESGHOUL

Ever wonder how Grimaldi went from flat-page terror to full-dimensional nightmare fuel? Buckle up, Earthies—this is the science behind the slime.

🔮 THE DARK ALCHEMY:

Sacrificial Sketches: We started with Jason Brazeal’s original 2D art—so potent, it melted three tablets.

Spectral Scanning: Used cursed geometry (see equation above) to extrude the unspeakable.

Slime Injection: Added 17 layers of radioactive glow for that "freshly exhumed" look.

Soul Binding: Trapped actual cosmic horror in the render.

WHY THIS MATTERS:

First-ever 3D Grimaldi (because 2D couldn’t contain the madness)

Precision-engineered to haunt both screens and dreams

100% more interactive sarcasm

🚀 WITNESS THE EVOLUTION:
👉 https://www.spacemonstersmagazine.com

End Transmission

🔗 Join the Cult:


*(P.S. Buccaneer Bunny tried to 3D-scan himself. Now he’s stuck in the uncanny valley.)*

07/19/2025

INCOMING TRANSMISSION....COMMLINK ESTABLISHED...

"ATTENTION, EUROHORROR DEGENERATES & VAMPIRE AESTHETES!"

Dennis Daniel—the Rondo-nominated horror scribe and Famous Monsters legend—drops a blood-soaked love letter to Jean Rollin’s The Shiver of the Vampires in Space Monsters #1, and it’s a masterclass in cult-film worship.

WHY THIS ARTICLE WILL HAUNT YOU:
✔ Rollin’s psychedelic nightmare—Daniel dissects the hippie-vampire surrealism that made Shiver a proto-giallo acid trip.
**GRAB SPACE MONSTERS #1 BEFORE IT’S BURIED IN A CRYPT:
👉 https://obliviontradingpost.com/products/space-monsters-1

End Transmission

🔗 Follow the Blood Trail: Space Monsters

07/18/2025

INCOMING TRANSMISSION....COMMLINK ESTABLISHED...

SCREAM QUEEN SHOWDOWN: KATZ KLAWS TAKES NO PRISONERS!

Sadie Katz—the twisted genius behind Wrong Turn 6 and indie horror’s fiercest advocate—is back with her most savage column yet in Space Monsters Magazine #1. This time, she’s assembled a murderer’s row of scream queens for a no-holds-barred roundtable that’ll leave you bloodied and begging for more.

💀 MEET THE QUEENS OF CHAOS:
✨ SADIE KATZ (Wrong Turn 6, Scorned) – The WGA writer/director who slays on both sides of the camera. Fearless, foul-mouthed, and unapologetically punk 6.

✨ FELISSA ROSE (Sleepaway Camp, Terrifier 2) – The OG scream queen with 150+ films under her belt. From Angela Baker to producing Slayer music videos, she’s a living horror legend 27.

✨ NICOLE CINAGLIA (The Black Mass, Automation) – The rising star with a knack for psychological terror. A modern scream queen with old-school grit.

✨ JESSICA CAMERON (Truth or Dare, Mania) – The award-winning indie icon who’s redefined horror feminism. Brutal on screen, brilliant behind it.

WHAT YOU’LL GET IN THIS ISSUE:
✔ Unfiltered war stories – From on-set disasters to fan convention nightmares
✔ The state of horror – Why scream queens rule (and how studios keep underestimating them)

WHY THIS ROUNDTABLE IS ESSENTIAL READING:
No male directors interrupting. Just raw, unfiltered horror wisdom from women who’ve bled for the genre.

Behind-the-scenes dirt on Texas Nightmare (starring Sadie & Felissa) and other upcoming projects 13.

A masterclass in survival—both on-screen and in Hollywood’s trenches.

LIMITED-TIME OFFER:
Subscribe now and get:

Instant access to this scream queen summit

Exclusive merch discounts (including Texas Nightmare pre-orders)
👉 CLAIM YOUR COPY BEFORE WE SELL OUT 👈

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🔗 Follow the Queens:

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(P.S. Buccaneer Bunny wasn’t invited. He’s still crying about it.)