Space Monsters Magazine

11/19/2025

LISTEN UP, SUCKAS! THE BLACKJACK BRIGADE ANNUAL IS COMIN' IN SPRING 2026, AND IT'S PURE COMIC FIRE! 150+ PAGES OF THE BEST STORIES THIS SIDE OF LAGOMORPH PRIME, WITH ME AND MY CREW TAKIN' DOWN WATER-HOGGIN' FOOLS! YOU SKIPPIN' THIS? I PITY YOU! HOP TO IT AND SECURE YOUR COPY AT https://shop.obliviontrading.com/product/blackjack-brigade-1-comic-annual/ BEFORE WE SELL OUT! DON'T MAKE ME COME FIND YOU

11/19/2025

In the movie magazine spirit of Famous Monsters, vintage Warren mags, Fangoria and Starlog comes the only cross-genre movie magazine/comic hybrid written by film and music industry professionals, for industry professionals and fans alike in this movie magazine/comic hybrid. Join Grimaldi your.host with the most.and read articles written by industry pros! Avert destruction, Enjoy comics glory! And most importantly.....learn stuff! Fresh, new and contemporary but with a bite.
Space Monsters #2 is now available for preorder. Releases December 1st.
150+ pages of full,color awesomeness. Reserve your copy today.

The wait is.over....Grimaldi and the crew of SM return for issue #2, which is a substantial upgrade from #1. Now in full color with 150+ pages of interstellar terror, and terrestrial horrors for those hoping to avert Earthie destruction.

11/19/2025

Space Monsters #2 is now available for preorder. Releases December 1st.

The wait is.over....Grimaldi and the crew of SM return for issue #2, which is a substantial upgrade from #1. Now in full color with 150+ pages of interstellar terror, and terrestrial horrors for those hoping to avert Earthie destruction.

11/19/2025

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09/15/2025

Space Monsters #2 is slated for a Halloween release and will feature some great articles from our usual contributors along with the addition of Mick Strawn !

07/29/2025

🚨🔥 ATTENTION, SPACE SCUM & INVESTORS WITH A PUNK ROCK HEART! 🔥🚨

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🏆 TIER 3 – "SHIP CAPTAIN"
🔥 Custom Wanted Poster
🔥 IMDb Credit
🔥 Exclusive Eyepatch

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🔥 Voiced Cameo (You get a LINE in the anime!)
🔥 Full Merch Bundle
🔥 Your face in the show!

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🔥 Executive Producer Credit
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07/29/2025

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07/29/2025

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07/28/2025

Disregard the prior link. This is the correct link to the Horrorwood Karloffornia Quora

07/25/2025

7 Spots Left - Space Monsters Fall Incubator (Closing in 48 Hours)

UPDATE: We've filled 3 spots in 24 hours. Only 7 remain before we close doors.

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE FOR:
- 1/4 page ad in Fall Issue (print + digital)
- Oblivion Trading Post placement (only 10% fee after first $100)
- Viral Twitter roast from Grimaldi
- Worldwide catalog distribution
- Permanent directory listing

THE RULES STILL STAND:
- $100 buy-in (less than 1 tank of gas)
- New/unpublished work only (Horror/SciFi/Fantasy)
- Must join by August 15 OR when we hit 10 - WHICHEVER COMES FIRST

LAST 7 ARTISTS GET:
→ Free "Rejection to Recognition" case study PDF
→ Bonus social media shoutout

ACT NOW:
1. Comment "XEPER" below
2. DM us your most brutal rejection
3. We'll invoice you $100

Joined yesterday - already got my first retailer inquiry!"* - [GEM/Long Island, NY]
Best $100 I've spent as an artist"* - [FB/Seattle]

07/23/2025

ATTENTION, MARKETERS OF THE MACABRE:

Your audience isn't reading Forbes. They're not scrolling Vogue. They're here—clutching our magazine with trembling, ink-stained hands.

Space Monsters Magazine reaches:
5,000+ rabid horror/sci-fi fanatics after just 1 issue! Imagine what we will do after 3?
80% open rate on our 'Incoming Transmissions newsletter.
A cult following that actually BUYS what we shill

**AD PACKAGES THAT'LL MAKE YOUR COMPETITORS WEEP:
Full Page (Front/Back Cover) - $400 (Dominate like a demon)
Full Page (B/W Magazine Interior) -$300
Half Page - $150 (Lurk in the shadows... for now)
Classifieds - $20 (For the brave, broke, or gloriously weird)

LIMITED-TIME HEX: First 5 advertisers get a FREE Space Monsters sticker pack (guaranteed to lower property values).

THE RITUAL BEGINS AT MIDNIGHT.
Claim your spot before we sacrifice it to someone... less alive.

📩 Contact: [email protected]
🔗 [www.spacemonstersmagazine.com](www.spacemonstersmagazine.com)

**P.S.** Ask about our **'Defector Discount'**—20% off if you're fleeing a rival mag.

# HorrorMarketing

07/22/2025

Getting started is hard...
SPACE MONSTERS' "LAST CHANCE" GUTTER INCUBATOR

EVERY ARTIST STARTS IN THE GUTTER. WE'RE THE LADDER MADE OF BROKEN DREAMS AND SPITE.

Let's get real. You're broke. You have a great book, or independent film that you created, but you have no idea how to market it, and worse yet....you have no money. If only.......

Well, SM feels your pain, so we are going to take one for the team and do our part at helping unknowns become known. So, for our Fall issue, we will offer a full, and complete marketing package with bells and whistles for only $100.00 and only available for up to 10 qualified artists.

SPACE MONSTERS' "LAST CHANCE" INCUBATOR
(10 spots. No bu****it. No refunds.)

WHAT YOU GET:
1/4 PAGE AD in our Fall Issue (print + digital)
OBLIVION TRADING POST placement (10% fee on net sales after first $100)
GRIMALDI'S 3-TWEET ROAST-PROMO (guaranteed viral cringe)
"MIDNIGHT HUSTLE"** catalog distribution
PERMANENT listing in our Oblivion Directory

THE CATCH:
$100 BLOOD MONEY (cheaper than your art school debt)
MUST BE UNPUBLISHED/NEW (if you've "made it," f**k off)
AUGUST 15 DEADLINE (or when we hit 10 corpses)

HOW TO JOIN:
1. SCREAM *"XEPER"* in our DMs
2. ATTACH your most savage rejection letter if you have one! We'll use it as inspiration for making them eat their words.
3. SEND $100

If we **laugh at your pain**, you're in.

** **

🔗 Tag 3 failed artists who need this

Don't delay!
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