07/09/2025
Coming in hot of the presses and available for pre-order is LARD “Pure Chewing Satisfaction” in stores everywhere on August 22nd!
LARD “Pure Chewing Satisfaction” is the second landmark album of the industrial-hardcore collision between vocals of JELLO BIAFRA with the patented wall of noise assault and studio wizardry of Ministry founders Paul Barker and Al Jourgensen! Originally released in 1997, “Pure Chewing Satisfaction” is a dark, frightening look at everything wrong in America, and it rings as true now as it ever has.
As we have mentioned before, we have a number of albums in various states of production this year. While we have many VERY patient customers eagerly awaiting the arrival of LARD "The Last Temptation of Reid", which was pulled from production to be remastered under Jello Biafra's watch ( and is now awaiting his final approval before moving back into final production), as well as the final pre-orders (the final 56 as of this writing) for LARD "Power of Lard shipping out this very week. We apologize for announcing that all pre-orders had shipped, that was a miscommunication BUT they should ALL be shipped by the end of this week.
During this time, the repressing of Lard "Pure Chewing Satisfaction" has gone through without issue, and we are happy to say we have them in-hand and ready to ship out starting August 22nd!
This long awaited repress now features in addition to the wide release on black vinyl, a limited solid-pink vinyl edition (limited to 1000) exclusively available through independent records stores, and an ultra-limited Artist/Patreon Edition (limited to 400) on pink/black swirl vinyl!
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Secure your copy of LARD "Pure Chewing Satisfaction" now at: https://alternativetentacles.com/collections/pre-orders/products/v199-lard-pure_chewing_satisfaction