09/03/2025
BREAKING: Vanity Fair staffers threaten to quit over a plan to put the MAGA First Lady on the cover of the renowned magazine.
Mark Guiducci, the magazine's newly minted editor, has been scheming for a way to make the publication more appealing to right-wing consumers.
In what amounts to a dramatic misunderstanding of the political climate right now, Guiducci has suggested putting Melania Trump on the cover. The ludicrous suggestion — coming as it does amidst Donald Trump's escalating fascism and worsening Jeffrey Epstein scandal — went over like a lead balloon with Vanity Fair's employees.
The Daily Mail spoke to a "mid-level editor" at the publication who predicted a mass exodus of workers if Melania is given the coveted cover.
"I will walk out the motherf*cking door, and half my staff will follow me,” they said. "We are not going to normalize this despot and his wife; we’re just not going to do it. We’re going to stand for what’s right.”
"If I have to work bagging groceries at Trader Joe's, I'll do it," they said. "If [Guiducci] puts Melania on the cover, half of the editorial staff will walk out, I guarantee it."
Not surprisingly, Fox News has thrown its full support behind Guiducci's idea, with MAGA hack host Brian Kilmeade even calling for the staffer who spoke to The Daily Mail to be rooted out and fired.
“You should be fired. If you’re at Vanity Fair right now, look for a mid-level editor who looks angry, and toss them out and send them to Trader Joe’s!" said Kilmeade.