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09/14/2026

Does anyone know any good psychiatrists that specialize in AI psychosis?

Asking for a friend obviously.

09/13/2026

09/13/2026

Not even Elon can compete with those numbers.

Anyone born in the United States is automatically a U.S. citizen under the Fourteenth Amendment of the Constitution. This rule is known as birthright citizenship, or jus soli, which means “right of the… yeah you thought we used AI captions to keep the caption longer and make sure you stay on the screen longer. We respect you too much to do that and besides, AI sucks at writing. Follow the page or we’ll sacrifice another intern.

09/12/2026

2006: Don’t be evil

2026: Give me your data or else.

09/11/2026

It’s been a busy week in AI news.

Let me get you up to speed: we’re all going to die.

Thank you for your attention on this matter.

09/09/2026

Claude does sound like the French plumber who used to come and fix my girlfriend’s pipes from time to time.

09/08/2026

Great to see that my mentor Elizabeth Holmes is finally getting the chance to tell her side of the story.

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09/07/2026

I’m very glad my mentor Elizabeth Holmes is finally getting her flowers with this documentary.

She deserves all the professional success in the world.

09/07/2026

The good thing about robot servers is you won’t have to tip them.

09/05/2026

Boys performatively read The Bell Jar.

Men perfomatively read The Robber Barons.

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