Healing the world, 1 laugh at a time

10/14/2025

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10/13/2025

10/13/2025

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10/07/2025

🎯 The Great Heflin Toilet Paper War: Edition 2025

Alright folks, strap in — the Heflin Police and Fire Departments are no longer just fighting crime and fires. They’ve now entered the high-stakes arena of toilet paper warfare. May the plushest ply win.

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🧻 Act I: The Initial Strike
• As Homecoming Week dawned, someone decided that Heflin PD needed an artistic makeover in “white streamers.” Every police cruiser, tree, and shrub within a two-block radius got a roll. The police station looked less like a law enforcement HQ and more like a haunted toilet paper ghost. 
• The department took it with humor, posting:
“Dear school kids of Cleburne County,
Toilet paper sales have skyrocketed this week… with the added sales tax revenue we should all be able to get raises for the new fiscal year.” 

Classic move: turn prank into municipal budget justification.

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🔥 Act II: Fire Department Joins (Or Tries to)
• The fire department wasn’t going to let the cops hog all the pajama-party fame. They made a joke on Facebook about how they were ready for the squishy TP battles. “So the fire department has jokes…” they teased. 
• The police shot back: “Kids, you finally came up with something we can get behind.” (Yes, “get behind.”) 

This is not just small town humor — this is strategic sass.

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🔫 Act III: Tactical Ninja Mode Threats
• Unfazed, Heflin PD escalated the war. They vowed retaliation, promising to go “full out tactical ninja style old school rolling” next month. They even claimed they “know who you are.” Quite the upgrade from “Who TP’d the mailbox?” to “We have your names, we have your rolls.” 
• One post sniped:
“Too bad the seniors had to be in school today… free ammo was laying everywhere.” 

They’re turning toilet paper into battlefield ordnance now. We’ve gone full pyro-TP.

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🎃 Act IV: Stakes Rising with Halloween
• The timing is perfect. With Halloween on the horizon, the battle could go from harmless prank war to Operation Roll or Be Rolled.
• The police are not backing down. They’ve promised to “load up” for next month’s action. 

Question: Will the fire department retaliate with foam (the firefighting kind) or TP grenades? The suspense is real.

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📸 Meme-Ready Moments
• PD posts referencing tax revenue from TP sales: “Thanks, kids: you’re funding our raises!”
• Fire dept: “We see your TP banter and we raise you a hose nozzle pun.”
• The “tactical ninja rolling squad” threat — the single most serious line ever delivered about bathroom supplies.

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🏆 Winner Prediction (for now)
• Winner: The Community. Because instead of drama, Heflin gets to watch public servants throwing down in the softest duel ever.
• Runner-up: The TP companies. They’re probably writing checks to both sides right now.

10/07/2025

10/07/2025

According to state police, doctors who tended to her said she had an abrasion on her left hip and a road rash on her back.

10/07/2025

10/06/2025

“It’s a full moon outside! The weirdos are out!”

-1993- Hocus Pocus 🧹