07/08/2025
HONEYMOONERS TRIED TO MAKE MY FLIGHT HELL AS REVENGE — THEY QUICKLY REGRETTED IT.
It was a 14-hour flight, so I paid for a premium economy seat because I wanted to be comfortable. The person in the seat next to mine asked if I could switch seats with his wife as they had just gotten married and were on their honeymoon.
I congratulated him on his nuptials and asked where his wife was sitting. He pointed toward the back of the plane. In economy.
I declined to switch seats. He asked if there was any way to convince me. I offered to switch if he paid the difference between the seats, AU$1,000.
He smirked and refused. I congratulated him once again and put in my earbuds. From then on, he decided to spoil my flight. Suddenly, he started:
- coughing loudly
- watching a movie without his headphones
- dropping crumbly snacks on me
- and finally, his wife literally sat on his knees, invading my space, and GRINNING arrogantly.
I was FED UP, but decided to play along.
Me: "Okay-okay, you won, I give up. Stewardess, please."
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