08/01/2025
I’m not a Felon
But I could be…Kobe
On a Helicopter no Diddy
One day I like to say I know
Fiddy (50 Cent)
Got a cent piece
Jordan’s
I go Crispy
saw your girl
no Hickey
One Love
Shout out Lil Dickey
Like when I Went to Disney to
See Mickey
4 years old
No Bibby
went to sleep in Yo Ho’s
Cribby
I’m filthy with no Filter
No Kidding
Leave you with more than what I came in
With
Didn’t want to cave in
To what a myth of a man
They made up
Made me out to be in the papers
And news stations
Telling their allegories
how I had a 40
Went into a liquor store and
Got more drunk
And tore up
had about 4 blunts
But no drugs
No magazines and no thugs
Just a book club
But We got bricks
So no pictures
Grams in weight
So much cash we put it on Freight trains
got security and Great Danes
DOPE MAN a Pincher
Peter piper
pick a Pennie on a pickle
Thought it was all that simple
My mom be mobbin with
Got caught Bob and weavin
Hidin from the cops on co***ne
Like Bob and Whitney
Girl is you vibin with me
Gods a Blessing
but sometimes I go
Down Under (Yonder) for
The Recipe
got a pork shoulder on the grill
And watching Wrestling
Logan Paul on the heels
Ridin wheelies
Got prime in my promethazine
on that Purple Lean
Got Earkle ing
In Hawaii snorkeling
Did I do that
with the floor clean
King
Got abortion ing
Worship
Not a war ship
I got a gorgeous
Girl LiLi
She’s out of Georgia
house of Oranges
How come your bitch
she’s out an Orpheus
Slidin porpoise
Like High endorphins
That’s more than I can say
When I buy bologna
Bye Felicia
My pistol whips
In my Adidas
My piston in high performance
Smokin On that Green Khalifa
No Felinoies
Just right promotions
Went GTA 5 on a Lyft driver
And did Strip club parkour
During the Covid World Series
Didn’t know Florida was opened up
But I didn’t know s**t
Thought the world was over bruh
Now I’m Oprah bruh
Turned that interview into a bag
I was under a rock
In slow motion
Just watching videos
On YouTube in 1.5 X speed it up
On accident
Went on a fishing trip
And got plastered in it
Dentist for a vaccination
2020 on my last vacation
Spent 30 racks
and master bated (on my girl and she’s lactating)
Trying to go ham on a Lamborghini
That’s drippin in Turkey Gravy
Do you have any grey pupon
If not
I’m heading to Vegas early
Gave a swirly
Datin a girl that made me a Shirley
Temple
Blind box Labubu
Instant Bratification
HealthLab help lab
800Helpless or hopeless
Hopefull
Tik Tok your problems
Family Mathers 3p 1
I was kidnapped in paradise
Run out of Florida
P**f and disappear
So now I fish to stay out of the water
And Evervlear
now I go to Clearwater hop on a Lear
Like a chandalear hangin from my neck
Got that ass zip tied in the bag next flight
Tony what’s it like being the ugly bitch at the Hollywood party
Tony what’s it like being the red headed ugly stepson of the podcast community
Tony how’s it feel to get gaped by Redbans mouth every night
Killboi bodega collection
Sk8 Doggs
Da BeLL Boi
Legends Never Die
I’m lookin through the Oppenheimer kelidescope I got that girl whippin
An Ostrich on the styrofoam
feel like I’m ridin in a gyroscope
doin some narcolepsy
Harvard get me
Pink starburst Whitney
meet me at West Virginia
With a tech
I got 9 fine Linda
Lisa in the bands
Like a saxophone
In the Simpsons
If the glove didn’t fit
Hop in the bronco
Bitch
My oppulance
Shines brighter than a
Pop some more
I’m orphan Annie’s son
I get more Addies (addresses)
But When I get home it’s Valley Um
So I had to go to Lucy’s
My golden U*i
I’m just tryin to paint a masterpiece
Bastarly
Walking with the old school Jesus
In Okinawa
I’m smokin that s**t
Coke and baking powder
Golden Arches
Ho devour
Cashin out at Ed Debivics