06/05/2026
The 1905 Tavern FINAL STANDINGS: CHAOS, CONFUSION, AND MATH CRIMES 🧠🍺🔥
Well… that was a trivia night.
First off, congratulations to I’m With Stupid for absolutely running away with it and finishing with 65 points, which is either incredibly impressive or evidence that they made a deal with whatever demon handles bar trivia.
But let’s not pretend this was a clean, professional operation.
There were scoring adjustments.
There were clerical errors.
There were moments where I looked at the scores and thought, “Huh. That can’t possibly be right.”
And yet somehow, I was the one in charge of the spreadsheet.
A few of my personal contributions to the chaos included:
🍺 Possibly giving points to the wrong team
🧮 Possibly fixing that and making it worse
📊 Possibly creating a standings situation that required emotional support
🎤 Definitely saying “hold on” more than any host should
🫠 Absolutely proving that trivia is easier than addition
Despite the brief detour into Nottrebek Accounting Services, LLC, the final standings were eventually wrestled into submission.
Huge thanks to every team that showed up, yelled answers, questioned the math, questioned me, questioned reality, and still somehow had a good time.
Final vibe of the night:
Trivia was played.
Scores were scored.
Scores were unscored.
Scores were rescored.
And I’m With Stupid still beat everyone by approximately one billion points.
Thanks for another ridiculous night at 1905 Tavern.
Same chaos next week.
Same questionable host.
Hopefully slightly better math.
Alex Nottrebek Trivia: where the answers are made up and apparently the points are too. 🎤🍻