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Bland Coffee Publishing We're not from LA, London, or NYC. We're from the isolated forests and mountains of the PNW.

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03/29/2026

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In November of 2007 at a Naked Raygun show at Hell's Kitchen in Tacoma, Jason antagonized a girl who really was dressed like Kelly Osbourne. It eventually ca...

https://theonion.com/company-lacks-manpower-to-complete-newest-round-of-layo-1819574660/This post merges two of my great...
03/11/2026

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This post merges two of my greatest loves. That is, being a workers' rights attorney, and being a satirist. As the people at The Onion are fully aware satire a rhetorical device used to mock a real situation.
My phone rings all day long, and it seems like half my friends have gotten laid off in the past few months, so while I wish this was complete fiction, it unfortunately has a lot of fact in there.

HOUSTON—High-level sources at the accounting firm McCall and Associates told reporters Monday morning that the company does not currently have enough manpower to perform a much-needed round of layoffs. “Downsizing is definitely on the agenda, but right now we just don’t have the staff necessar...

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01/25/2026

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A quick tour through the deteriorating urban landscape of my neighborhood in south Tacoma. The Down and Out in Seattle and Tacoma book series is fiction, but...

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