Planet Scumm

01/01/2026

There’s a new year in town! We must feed it the old year.

12/30/2025

Damn that’s a good question, Amy.

Yes was focused on new tour routes last year but he’s had great meetings with his 3rd grade bestie / scary talented illustrator during his icy retreat to New Hampshire.

I owe a lot of authors emails, I know. But sometimes you gotta slow way down to sustain the long term vision with this sort of thing. And my vision is BIG, HANDMADE, and UNCOMPROMISINGLY IDEALISTIC. 🔭

08/14/2025

Getch yrself a spouse who brings your mascot to felt-based life and respects his lifelong, longshot, write-in campaign for earth’s highest office 🥰😍❤️

05/07/2025

LAST DAY to submit your short story for Issue #18!

Find guidelines on the World Wide Web at planet scumm dot space.

03/01/2025

See you in Seattle! 😝

01/29/2025

Zuck sucks. Musk sucks. Oligarchy sucks. America sucks.

Science Fiction RULES!!! 🪐 Now reading for our fall issue.

11/02/2024

Been in this game since DAY 1*!



*only the most recent day

11/01/2024

omg + remembered my PRESSING NEED for horse relief sculpture at all my public appearances!!!

09/04/2024

07/05/2024

Generally considered an “all time great toilet collab,” after taking this photo would go on to win a award. received the Citizenship Award in 1st grade. Needless to say, we’re all very proud.

06/21/2024

Do you even read??

06/19/2024

WE ARE AWARE of discreet instances of our new issue sprouting up in ferns, shrubbery, and foliage near the impact crater. HOWEVER, the metanarrative taking hold in the LAMESTREAM media is grossly unpatriotic and anti-commerce. REBEL by purchasing EVEN MORE copies of OVERGROWTH to SHOW THEM WHO’S BOSS.