11/27/2025
Okay… who remembers the REAL Black Friday?
Not this cozy “shop at home in your PJs” version we’re all doing now.
I’m talking about the good old days when you had to TRAIN for it. 😂
I was sitting here tonight, full of turkey and carbs, remembering when Thanksgiving ended with a “quick nap” — not because we were tired, but because we had to prepare for battle.
Remember that era?
You’d wake up at 1:00 a.m., hair sticking up on one side, and immediately start reviewing the plan like you were about to storm the beaches of Normandy.
“YOU grab the TV.”
“I’m in charge of the iPad.”
“Aunt Linda, you block the aisle with the buggy.”
We had MAPS.
We had STRATEGY.
We had a full Walmart military operation going.
And Lord forgive us — we acted like the sin of coveting was temporarily suspended for 24 hours. 🤦🏻♀️ “It’s fine, Jesus understands… it’s Black Friday.”
Then there was the moment the doors opened and everyone ran like the last-day-of-school bell just rang. Total chaos. Someone always came back with something no one asked for, the electronics aisle turned into a mosh pit, and somehow you still ended up buying socks.
Fast forward to tonight…
I will absolutely NOT be:
❌ setting an alarm
❌ standing outside Walmart in the cold
❌ elbowing strangers for a TV I don’t even need
No ma’am. Not in this household.
Tonight, I will be sleeping.
And tomorrow, I will be shopping the way God intended:
✨ In my PJs
✨ Peppermint mocha in hand
✨ From my recliner
✨ Zero Walmart trauma
✨ No playbook required
(And FYI — if Bent Tree Coffee is open tomorrow, Bryan Wiley will be at those doors at sunrise like it’s his personal mission. Those ladies KNOW coffee. Bless them. And bless my husband for loving a coffee run as much as I do.)
Since we’re all doing Black Friday the civilized way now, I wanted to go ahead and give you your list so you can shop while your coffee kicks in.
Here are our Black Friday bundles — curated, meaningful, gift-ready, and blessedly free of parking-lot drama:
🐻 Who Am I When No One’s Around — adorable kids bundle
💗 First Steps of Faith — signed book + devotional + journal
🌺 First Steps: Young Woman’s Edition — perfect for teen girls
🌸 Floating Thoughts — handmade card + book
🔥 Facing the Fire — signed copy + T-shirt (sizes going fast!)
✍️ Write It Anyway — 50% off with code BLACKFRIDAY50
Shop cozy. Shop caffeinated. Shop safe from the comfort of your recliner.
👉 https://roseandpearl.net/products-list/collections/rose-and-pearl-publishing
Now go enjoy your leftovers and your stretchy pants.
Happy Thanksgiving, friends. ❤️