09/06/2025
🏆 THE WORLD’S LARGEST KOLACHE 🏆
Y’all… this isn’t just baking, this is HISTORY in the making! On Sept. 27th, 2025 at Kolache Fest in Hallettsville, the Dirt Road Cookers are rolling out an 8-FOOT KOLACHE. Yes, you read that right—EIGHT FEET of sweet, pillowy kolache goodness.
That’s as long as a pool table.
As long as a pickup bed.
As long as your grandpa’s prized deer mount spread. 🦌
And honestly—it oughta be in the Guinness Book of World Records. Somebody call them, because this kolache deserves its page in history! 📖✨
Oh, and did we mention… they’re also baking an 8-FOOT PIZZA to match? 🍕
📅 Don’t miss the chance to see (and taste) the record-breaking fun at Kolache Fest 2025 in downtown Hallettsville!
www.hallettsville.com/kolache-fest for more details and the official schedule of events!
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Want me to write an over-the-top “Guinness Record Application” style version too, like it’s an official world record announcement?
