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The Bonsai Movie Crew

Find us on Spotify, Amazon music, Apple podcast, Google podcast and YouTube. See you there! We are just some friends who like movies and like talking about them.

If you like movies then we like you too.

11/19/2025

🎧 NOW PLAYING: The Cable Guy — Jim Carrey at peak “please don’t let this man into my house” energy.

We break down the chaos, the cringe, and the karaoke nobody asked for.
Plug in… or he might show up at your door. 👀

11/18/2025

When the best moment of the episode is your co-host cracking up while talking about his kid.

11/14/2025

🎙️ NEXT TIME… ON THE BONSAI MOVIE CREW 🎙️
Get ready to tighten those tool belts, check your cable signal, and maybe sleep with one eye open—because next episode we’re diving deep into The Cable Guy.
Expect:
📺 Unnecessary sound effects
🎤 Wild theories about medieval times
🤝 A dangerously clingy friendship
⚡ And at least one of us saying “Chip?!” way too many times
Will we uncover the hidden brilliance of Jim Carrey’s most unhinged role?
Will we quote the movie until our listeners beg us to stop?
Will the cable ever get installed on time?
Tune in to find out.
🔌 Coming soon. Don’t miss it… or he’ll find you.

10/11/2025

🧊 Something cold is coming… 👀 This week’s coming soon episode: John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982) ❄️🔥 Paranoia, paranoia, and a whole lotta slime.

03/12/2025

🎤 New Episode Alert! 🐢💥

Cowabunga, dudes! This week, we’re diving deep into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze—the sequel that taught us all that if you drop toxic waste in the sewer, you don’t get superpowers… you just get sued by the city.

We’re breaking down everything:
🍕 The return of our favorite pizza-loving reptiles (now with 100% less Casey Jones but 200% more Vanilla Ice).
🥋 Shredder’s completely unnecessary glow-up—because apparently, regular evil wasn’t extra enough.
🐺🐢 Tokka and Rahzar, aka “what happens when you mutate a toddler’s doodles.”
🕺 And, of course, the moment that defined a generation: Ninja Rap. Yes, we will be chanting “Go ninja, go ninja, GO” at least 47 times.

So grab a slice (or an entire pizza), tune in, and let’s relive the ‘90s together! New episode out now!

03/06/2025

In our latest episode, we dive deep into Blade Runner 2049, Denis Villeneuve’s stunning sequel to the 1982 sci-fi classic. We break down its philosophical themes, breathtaking visuals, and haunting score, exploring how it expands on the original’s questions of identity, memory, and what it means to be human.

Was 2049 the perfect follow-up, or did it leave too much unanswered? Join us as we discuss K’s journey, the legacy of Deckard, and the film’s place in modern sci-fi.

Listen now and let us know—do you think Blade Runner 2049 surpassed the original?

02/26/2025

Breaking the First Rule: A No-Holds-Barred Deep Dive into Fight Club—Theories, Mayhem, and Why We’re Even Talking About It.

01/16/2025

Ever been pulled over? I bet we all have at some point, but at least it wasn't these guys, who take shenanigans to a whole new level. This week we watched Super Troopers, a hilarious take on the antics of a group of Vermont state troopers. You guys wanna go to Mexico? 😆

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6jhybOdCF7aVlZm0vOzZGr?si=B7qQAlwXTLW5RaNbuHhIgw