
03/12/2025
đ€ New Episode Alert! đąđ„
Cowabunga, dudes! This week, weâre diving deep into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Oozeâthe sequel that taught us all that if you drop toxic waste in the sewer, you donât get superpowers⊠you just get sued by the city.
Weâre breaking down everything:
đ The return of our favorite pizza-loving reptiles (now with 100% less Casey Jones but 200% more Vanilla Ice).
đ„ Shredderâs completely unnecessary glow-upâbecause apparently, regular evil wasnât extra enough.
đșđą Tokka and Rahzar, aka âwhat happens when you mutate a toddlerâs doodles.â
đș And, of course, the moment that defined a generation: Ninja Rap. Yes, we will be chanting âGo ninja, go ninja, GOâ at least 47 times.
So grab a slice (or an entire pizza), tune in, and letâs relive the â90s together! New episode out now!