
07/22/2025
“Smoke and Magnets”
Lunch ended with… excitement.
We were suiting back up when Jasmine’s bike suddenly started smoking. Cue all of us freezing mid-gear-up like, “Wait, is that… your bike?” A quick inspection led to the culprit: her battery tender cable. Turns out it had been connected wrong for ten years and finally decided today was the day to self-destruct. The insulation was cooked, but no real damage. She ripped the thing off and we were back in business.
While that was going on, Debra had her own moment of panic: her bike key had vanished. She searched her pockets, bags, jacket, went back into the restaurant… nothing. Just as she was taking her bag apart, she realized: it had stuck to the magnet on the bottom of her tank bag. All that stress, and it never left her bike.
Two small crises, zero disasters, lots of laughter (after the fact).
What’s your best “panic turned funny” story from the road?