
04/01/2025
Token AI: The End of Human Designers
We’re excited (and slightly terrified) to announce that Token has officially fired all our designers. Our new AI, TokenGPT, now generates logos, websites, and brand strategies in 3.2 seconds. Clients can just type “make it pop” and watch the magic happen. Effective immediately, we’re pivoting to a 100% AI-powered agency.
The best part? Prices stay exactly the same. Why? Because capitalism.
With TokenGPT doing all the work, we’ve cracked the code: maximum profit, zero effort. No more human designers demanding things like “fair wages” or “sleep.” By cutting our overhead to literally nothing, we’ve ensured that I, the founder, will be retired by age 30, sipping overpriced lattes on a beach while TokenGPT handles the rest.
So don’t worry—your branding is in the (cold, digital) hands of AI now. Need revisions? Just yell “jazz it up” at your screen and hope for the best.
Welcome to the future.
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