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Primal Acres Meats, Spirit Lake, ID (2025)

07/23/2025

Central Washington livestock always has a professional and hard working team to care for these amazing animals.

07/23/2025

Filled an order for one of our customers. Beautiful 5 year old Hereford cow.

Let us know what you’re looking for and we can get the rest handled.

Expert buying and selling .

Thank you Tanner for another great day and center Washington livestock for putting together a professional sale.

07/23/2025

🚚🥩 MEAT MAIL IS HERE! 🥩🚚
Yes, we ship beef. No, it doesn’t show up riding shotgun with a cowboy.

You ever open your fridge and feel personally attacked by the lack of quality meat? Fix that fast — we ship premium, ranch-raised beef straight to your door with flat rate shipping that won’t give your wallet heartburn.

✅ USDA processed
✅ Vacuum sealed for flavor and freshness
✅ Packed colder than your ex’s texts
✅ Flat rate shipping anywhere in the lower 48
✅ No subscription trap — just meat when you want it

What’s on the menu?
Right now, we’re serving up beef boxes loaded with steaks, roasts, ground beef, and all the good stuff.

🐖🐓🐑🐐 Want pork, chicken, lamb, or goat?
We’ve got connections. Shoot us a message for custom orders and we’ll hook you up faster than a rooster at sunrise.

💥 How it works:
1. Choose your beef box
2. We pack it tighter than a feedlot during fair week
3. It lands on your porch, ready to impress your grill and your stomach

Your freezer deserves better.
Order now — your future self (and your dinner guests) will thank you.

Call text or message
2085189484

07/23/2025

🚨 LIVE from the AUCTION BLOCK 🚨
We’re headed to Central Washington Livestock Auction TOMORROW – and we’re not leaving empty-handed! 🐄💰

Looking for a beefy boy to fill your freezer?
Need a dairy cow that gives more milk than your morning coffee habit? ☕🐮
Or maybe a steer that’s got “dry lot champion” written all over him?

From backyard homesteaders to big-time feeders, we can sniff out the perfect critter like a border collie on espresso. 🐕⚡

✅ Tell us what you need
✅ We’ll do the bidding
✅ We handle the hauling
✅ You get the moo-ving results

DM us your order today—because cows don’t wait, and neither do we.
Primal Acres Livestock Buying Service – We shop where the hooves hit the dirt.

2085189484 call / text

07/23/2025

🐐 Funny Goat Facts:
1. Goats will eat your shirt, your hair, and your dignity. Not because they’re hungry — just because they can.
2. Goats have rectangular pupils… which means they always look slightly possessed, even when they’re just staring at a bucket.
3. Fence? What fence? If your fence can’t hold water, it can’t hold a goat. Olympic-level climbers, escape artists, and general menaces.
4. Baby goats are called kids because they act just like them — bouncing off walls, screaming for snacks, and demanding attention 24/7.
5. A group of goats is called a “trip.” Probably because watching them is one.
6. Goats burp more than they baa. And yes, they’ll look you straight in the eye while doing it.
7. They faint when scared (some breeds). Nothing like a predator coming and your defense is… toppling over like a fainting Victorian lady.

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🐑 Funny Sheep Facts:
1. Sheep have excellent memories… so they’ll remember that time you tried to give them medicine… forever.
2. They can recognize human faces. Meaning your sheep knows you skipped feeding them on time.
3. When one sheep jumps off a cliff, others may follow. This isn’t a myth. It’s peer pressure with wool.
4. Their wool keeps growing… Some sheep look like they’re smuggling an entire mattress set.
5. A group of sheep is called a “flock” — but sometimes it feels more like a “group chat with no admin.”
6. Sheep are drama queens. One tiny breeze and they act like it’s the end of days.
7. They p**p while walking. No shame. Total professionals.

07/22/2025

Oh, nothin’ to see here, folks — just your average group of dairy cows voluntarily hangin’ out on the ol’ manure pile like it’s the VIP section at a concert. Yup. That’s right. Acres of green pasture, shade trees, fresh water… and they all decide to take an afternoon siesta smack dab in the p**p pit like it’s a 5-star bovine spa.

It’s like they had a meeting:

“Ladies, the sun is out, the breeze is perfect, and the pasture is wide open. So naturally… let’s all go nap in the warm, crusty manure. Smells like home.”

And they don’t just lie near it. No no, they burrow in. One cow even looked at me like, “Don’t judge me, this is aromatherapy.”

So here I am, reevaluating every decision I’ve ever made, while a bunch of cows nap in cow p**p like they’re on a beach in Maui. Livin’ their best life. You go, girls.

07/21/2025

🥩🚨Only 1/2 Left! Our Famous Grass-Fed Beef Is Headed to Butcher This Week!🚨🥩

The cows are moo-ving fast at Primal Acres Meats and so are our orders!
We’ve only got 1/2 of a grass-fed & finished beef left—heading to the butcher THIS WEEK. USDA processed at Del Fox Meats, vacuum sealed, and ready for your freezer.
📦 $7/lb hanging weight — taste the difference pasture makes.

But wait, there’s more beef magic…

🔥 WHOLE COW COMING BACK THIS WEEK 🔥
Get it by the:
• 📦 Standard 1/4 box – $999
• ⚖️ Hanging weight – $7/lb

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🐖 Need Pork With That Beef?
Whole or Half Hog – only $6/lb hanging weight
Smoked, savory, and your breakfast’s new best friend. 🥓

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🥩 Need Meat Now?
We have steaks and roasts ready for pickup—no waiting, no excuses.

🐔 Chicken fans — fresh birds available by the end of this week, and they’re going FAST. If you miss out, you’re clucked until next month.

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📞 Call, text, or carrier pigeon us for details: 208-518-9484
🌐 PrimalAcresMeats.com

07/20/2025

We are heading down to the fernan lake village farmers market today. Grab some steaks , bulk meat , eggs or cream. Come say hi and enjoy some fresh air.

07/19/2025

After surviving Rathdrum Days—dodging rogue parade candy, sweating through a bouncy house line, and consuming at least one deep-fried mystery item—it’s time to reward yourself like a true North Idahoan: with some real, honest, local beef. Swing by Primal Acres Meats and grab a box of our grass-fed, grain-finished beef or some pasture-raised pork that’ll make your grill sing sweeter than the cover band at the beer garden. You’ve supported the town—now support your taste buds.

07/18/2025

🌾 FOR SALE: Grain-Started Jersey Steer – Gentle & Easy on Fences – $2000 🌾

Meet your next backyard beef project! This handsome Jersey steer has been grain-started for 30 days and is settling in beautifully. He’s calm, respectful, and easy on fences — no rodeo antics here.

📍 Located in Potlatch , ID
💰 $2000
🚚 Delivery available for an additional fee

Perfect for finishing out at home or adding to your small farm herd. Healthy, handled, and ready to keep growing.

Message to come see him or schedule delivery!
2085188484

07/18/2025

🥩 Fill Your Freezer, Feed Your Soul 🥩

Whole or Half Beef — Custom Cut & Vacuum Sealed

Tired of mystery meat from aisle 17?
Want a freezer full of honest, delicious beef that didn’t ride in on a semi from four states away?

We’ve got you covered—literally. With 800–900 lbs of hanging weight per whole beef, you’ll be set for every dinner, BBQ, random Tuesday, and unexpected hungry in-law.

👉 $7/lb hanging weight
✔️ Grass-Fed & Finished – Clean, lean, and raised right
✔️ Grass-Fed, Grain-Finished – Juicy, marbled, and ridiculously satisfying
✔️ Custom Cut – You tell the butcher what you want (yes, even all the ribeyes)
✔️ Vacuum Sealed – No freezer burn, no regrets

📦 Not ready for a half or whole?
We’ve got standard-weight beef boxes too—perfect for smaller freezers or first-timers.

📍Pickup in Priest River, Idaho
🚚 Delivery available if your truck’s too pretty for a cow

🐄 Local. Ethical. Delicious.
And let’s be real—buying half a cow feels way cooler than it should.

📞 Text or call: 208-518-9484
🌐 primalacresmeats.com
🧊 Reserve yours before we run out and your neighbor beats you to it.

07/18/2025

🍓 “Let’s Pick Strawberries” 🍓

Brittany just wanted to go outside and pick strawberries for ice cream.
But I had other plans—like needing her help finding the printer cable, answering a thousand questions about beef orders, and pretending the office wasn’t on fire.

Every time she tried to escape, I hit her with:
“Hey babe, real quick…”
And suddenly it’s noon, the baby’s half-naked, the berries are still in the ground, and I’m holding a spreadsheet like it’s an emergency.

Meanwhile, it’s our first summer on this property, and I’m absolutely determined to grow a front lawn—one blade of grass at a time, fueled by hope and delusion. It’s mostly dirt and dreams right now, but it’s a start.

Some days feel chaotic, but every day something gets done, and that’s worth being thankful for.

Even if we only got a few damn strawberries.

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