Thick Thighs & Murder Vibes

08/15/2026

🐾 CANINE CASE FILES 🐾

A guest host is joining the vibes. 👀

They’re funny.
They’re knowledgeable.
They’re a little unhinged.

The dogs have been briefed. The files are sealed. 🐾🔒

Tune in Wednesday to find out who’s joining me for this one. 🎙️🖤

08/12/2026

Season 4, Episode 6 is OUT NOW! 🔪🖤

The newest episode of **Thick Thighs and Murder Vibes** is officially live. Come hang out with your unhinged bestie and get your murder vibes on. 😈

🎧 Listen wherever you get your podcasts!

08/09/2026

🐾 CANINE CASE FILES IS BACK. 🐾

This week, Storm and Vader’s Barketing Department is opening the file on Diane Schuler and the tragic events of July 26, 2009, on the Taconic State Parkway.

What happened that day has been debated, dissected, and questioned for years—and there are still plenty of unanswered questions surrounding the moments leading up to one of the deadliest crashes in the history of the Taconic.

So grab your best investigative buddy, buckle up, and get ready, besties… because this case is a tough one.

🐾 Canine Case Files: Diane Schuler — “Sleeper Cell”
🎙️ New episode this week
🎧 Listen wherever you get your podcasts

And remember: trust your gut… because sometimes the weirdest part of a case is what doesn’t add up.

08/01/2026

Hey besties. ❤️

With the wildfires impacting the area, I’ve decided to pause this week’s episode.

Right now my priority is making sure my family, friends, neighbors (and of course Storm & Vader 🐾) are safe. There’s also a chance we could lose power or need to help with evacuations, so I don’t want to promise an episode I may not be able to deliver.

Thank you for always understanding that real life comes first. We’ll be back as soon as it’s safe to do so.

Please keep everyone affected by these fires in your thoughts, and if you’re in an evacuation area, stay safe and listen to local officials.

Love you all. ❤️
— Terra

07/29/2026

🩸 NEW EPISODE IS OUT NOW 🩸

🎬 Lights, Camera, Murder: The Guy Who Thought He Was Dexter

The wait is OVER, besties! 👀

Episode 5 of Thick Thighs and Murder Vibes has officially dropped, and this week we’re getting into Mark Twitchell—the wannabe filmmaker who took his obsession with Dexter WAY past the point of fiction.

We’ve got online deception, murder plots, a whole lot of “what the actual f**k were you thinking?” moments, and a man who apparently forgot that Dexter is a TV show… not a life plan. 🥴

So grab your snacks, put your headphones on, and come hang out with me for another episode of true crime, questionable decisions, and my unfiltered commentary. 🖤

🎙️ Episode 5 is OUT NOW!
🎧 Listen wherever podcasts live.

And as always—like, subscribe, share, and a 5-star review couldn’t hurt. ⭐️

07/28/2026

🚨 WEDNESDAY ON THICK THIGHS & MURDER VIBES 🚨

What happens when a filmmaker gets a little too obsessed with Dexter… and decides fiction isn’t enough anymore? 👀

This week, we’re talking about Mark Twitchell—the man dubbed the “Dexter Killer.”

A murder plot.
A fake dating profile.
A garage that should’ve stayed VERY far away from the internet.
And a man who apparently thought he was the main character in his own twisted crime thriller. 🥴

Spoiler alert: he was not Dexter.

Come hang out with me Wednesday as we get into the case, the absolutely unhinged details, and my inevitable question of… WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL WERE YOU THINKING, MARK?!

🎧 New episode Wednesday.
Because apparently, some people need hobbies.

07/25/2026

🚨🐾 CANINE CASE FILES 🐾🚨

This week, Storm and Vader are lending their expert sniffing skills as we dig into the real-life case of a killer who watched Dexter and somehow thought…

“You know what? That’s a fantastic idea.” 🙄

Spoiler alert: It was not.

We’ll break down the case, separate fact from fiction, and talk about what happens when someone mistakes a TV show for a life plan.

Drop your theories in the comments before the pups and Terra deliver their verdict. 🐶🔍

Remember, besties… TV is for binge-watching, not brainstorming. 😂

07/22/2026

🖤Making your Wednesday a little less Wednesday

Part 2 of the Unsolved Murder of Missy Beavers is out now.

🎧 Listen where podcasts live.

07/20/2026

07/18/2026

🚨 CANINE CASE FILES 🚨

Case File #035: The Mystery of the Missing Taco Meat 🌮🐾

Incident Location: 35th Wedding Anniversary Party

Victim: One very full pan of taco meat.

Primary Suspects: Detective Vader & Detective Storm.

Motive: An unhealthy obsession with tacos.

Last Known Alibi: “We were sleeping.”

Evidence Collected:
🌮 Taco crumbs near the scene.
🐾 Suspicious paw prints.
👀 Two Labs acting like they’ve never seen taco meat before.

Verdict: Guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.

🚨 REWARD OFFERED: One tennis ball and unlimited belly rubs for information leading to the recovery of the missing taco meat.

As a true crime podcaster, there was absolutely no way I was making a normal taco bar for my parents’ anniversary. 😂

Happy 35th Anniversary, Mom & Dad! ❤️ Here’s to 35 years of love, laughter, and many more family celebrations.

🐾 Case Status: CLOSED… unless additional taco meat mysteriously disappears.

Disclaimer: No taco meat was harmed during the creation of this display… but we’re keeping a close eye on the suspects.