PatrioticBrandon

08/22/2026

Quitting alcohol was one of the greatest things I have ever done for myself! I’m convinced a lot of my urinary issues stemmed from drinking excessively like a moron for so long.

It’s so damn nice waking up every morning remembering exactly what I did the day before. My alcohol allergy doesn’t kick in anymore and make me break out in handcuffs. 😂

There were literally ZERO positives that came with drinking alcohol FOR ME. At one point I clung to it like it was some kind of saving grace. Now just thinking about the taste of alcohol or waking up with a hangover makes me want to dry heave.

I don’t miss it. I don’t crave it. I don’t look back at those days wishing I could drink again.

Getting alcohol out of my life was one of the best decisions I ever made.

08/22/2026

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08/22/2026

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08/22/2026

They basically told me they're not going to monetize this page again.

I'm still going to keep pushing and give this everything I have for the next few months, but I also have to be realistic. If I'm not able to get enough support to make it worth continuing, there may come a point where I have to close the page and put that time and energy somewhere else.

I truly hope that doesn't happen. I hope I'm still here making you guys laugh for a long ass time.

Facebook/Meta has been limiting and un-recommending this page on and off for years. I genuinely believe that without all of that, we would've hit millions of followers a long time ago. But I can't control what they do. I can only control what I do from here.

So for the next few months, I'm giving it everything I've got. If I see even the slightest bit of progress, I'll keep fighting for it.

At the same time, my wife and I are building an entirely separate retail and online arbitrage business that's actually moving us toward where we want to be financially. At some point, I have to be smart about where I put my time and attention.

This isn't about greed or trying to squeeze money out of anybody. It's about being able to comfortably support my family while dealing with circumstances that have me stuck at home nearly 24/7.

I've built this community over years, and walking away from it is the LAST thing I want to do.

For now, I'm still here.

I'm still pushing.

And we're going to see where the next few months take us, comrades. 📡👊🇺🇸

08/21/2026

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08/21/2026

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08/21/2026

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08/21/2026

Do you want to watch me lay eggs?

08/21/2026

No question about it comrade

08/21/2026

Totally broster