09/09/2026
I wasn’t going to speak on this because honestly it’s embarrassing, but apparently I’m not his only victim. 😭 He reached out claiming he played for the 49ers and needed Lakes Area Residential Cleaning to handle the locker room before the season started. He promised season tickets, unlimited referrals and said the whole team was going to repost my business.
Y’all…we cleaned 53 lockers, washed 200 towels, scrubbed mystery substances off the showers and restocked enough toilet paper for an entire NFL season. Then this man sent me a fake confirmation number and disappeared. 😒
Haters will say it’s AI, but here’s literally a picture of us after the cleaning. 😂
Obviously this is a joke, but Lakes Area Residential Cleaning really is accepting new residential, commercial and Airbnb clients. Just don’t try paying me in season tickets. 🧼🏈