Two Average Chimps

Two Average Chimps Matt and Mike are two regular guys discussing life in their 40's on a weekly podcast Their podcast is funny, absurd, offensive and sometimes intellectual.

Mike and Matt are Two Average Chimps sitting in a garage discussing life in their 40's. New Episodes are posted each week on Spotify, Google, Apple and most podcast platforms.

Hey, Kids! Want some Chimp? I got the Average kind right here!
08/08/2025

Hey, Kids! Want some Chimp? I got the Average kind right here!

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Listen up, Jerky! The Chimps are speaking! Episode 12 is out now!
07/31/2025

Listen up, Jerky! The Chimps are speaking! Episode 12 is out now!

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New Episode out today!
07/11/2025

New Episode out today!

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Two AverageChimps are at their averageist. Yes, that's a real word.
06/25/2025

Two AverageChimps are at their averageist. Yes, that's a real word.

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Here's a glimpse of the Chimps in the Studio making a banger for the fans!
06/10/2025

Here's a glimpse of the Chimps in the Studio making a banger for the fans!

If you're curious, this is what it really looks like when the Two Average Chimps are working on ideas for the podcast
06/09/2025

If you're curious, this is what it really looks like when the Two Average Chimps are working on ideas for the podcast

It's Chimp Time!S4 EP. 9 - Pillow Power is out now!
05/30/2025

It's Chimp Time!
S4 EP. 9 - Pillow Power is out now!

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First Al Fresco episode of the season. C'mon and get your dose of Chimp. You know you wanna!2AC S4 Episode 8
04/26/2025

First Al Fresco episode of the season. C'mon and get your dose of Chimp. You know you wanna!

2AC S4 Episode 8

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The Chimps are Tangled up in Tangents. You should listen now.
04/11/2025

The Chimps are Tangled up in Tangents. You should listen now.

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Old MacDonald had Two Chimps...
03/28/2025

Old MacDonald had Two Chimps...

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The Chimps are at it again, so listen now!2AC S4 E5 Mindfully Sending Nudes
03/13/2025

The Chimps are at it again, so listen now!

2AC S4 E5 Mindfully Sending Nudes

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It's time for your favorite Chimps to assault your senses with more of their unique stupidity!
02/21/2025

It's time for your favorite Chimps to assault your senses with more of their unique stupidity!

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