BREAKING: USG DECLARES ITSELF A DICTATORSHIP
After years of beating around the bush, USG has officially declared itself an authoritarian dictatorship and announced that "Fascism is in vogue". After recent elections abolishing the Supreme Court (this is real, we are not making that up) the Executive Council of USG announced that it would no longer need the Senate either. When asked for comment, the President said, "I AM THE SENATE!"
It was also announced that they would continue to pay all Senators which will now hold seats on the Executive Council, however they would not be granted the rank of "Master" which all incumbent members of the EC now hold. We asked a Senator what he thought of the changes to which he said, "This is outrageous! It's unfair! How can you be on the Council and not be a Master?!"
We asked if they were trying to outdo the Federal Government in their race to the bottom to which a spokesperson for USG said, "Hold my f**king beer, bitch."