10/10/2024
I FOUND MY WIFE CRAWLING FROM UNDER OUR PORCH ON GOOGLE MAPS — WHAT SHE HID THERE LEFT ME IN TEARS.
I was out for a walk when I bumped into my neighbor. You know the drill — awkward small talk, weather updates, blah blah. But then, he mentions the Google Maps car had come through and updated our street views. No big deal, right? Except, he said it in this weird, almost nervous tone, like he was hiding something. But I figured, whatever, he's always a bit quirky.
Of course, curiosity got the best of me. I thought, "Why not check it out? Maybe I'll catch a cute pic of the kids playing outside." I pull up our house, and BAM — there's my wife. But she's not gardening or, like, watering plants or anything normal. Nope, she's crawling out from UNDER THE PORCH.
I'm like, WHAT?! My heart's pounding. What the heck is she doing under there? Is she hiding something? So, naturally, I sprint outside like a lunatic, drop to my knees, and peer under the porch ⬇️
