The Eggplant FSU

The Eggplant FSU The Eggplant is Florida State University's #1 satirical news source.

The Eggplant was founded in January 2014 by Aubrey Burrough and Houston Barber, on the popular tween website Tumblr dot com. With the dedication and talent of its founders and a few more funny people, the publication has triumphed on in providing for the FSU community. The publication is currently run by a team of 11 extremely hot and talented lizards who do stand up.

“All we can confirm for certain is that the victim died“Read articles like this and more on our website www.eggplantfsu....
07/02/2025

“All we can confirm for certain is that the victim died“

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“The best part of this feature is you can manipulate your friends into being better people. ”Read articles like this and...
04/30/2025

“The best part of this feature is you can manipulate your friends into being better people. ”

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In his defense, how was he supposed to know that asking “How many holes am I workin’ with?” might cause trouble?Read sto...
04/29/2025

In his defense, how was he supposed to know that asking “How many holes am I workin’ with?” might cause trouble?

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“You don’t win until you walk into the clinic with something viral, bacterial, or fungal”Check out the article on our we...
04/15/2025

“You don’t win until you walk into the clinic with something viral, bacterial, or fungal”

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“‘I was between the Harley shirt or a $55 Bud Light T-shirt, and I’m glad I made the choice that I did.’”Read the full a...
04/14/2025

“‘I was between the Harley shirt or a $55 Bud Light T-shirt, and I’m glad I made the choice that I did.’”

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Show recap 📝📝 Thank you so so much to and all of the FSU comedy orgs for being a part of the last laugh comedy showcase...
04/14/2025

Show recap 📝📝 Thank you so so much to and all of the FSU comedy orgs for being a part of the last laugh comedy showcase!! Happy to always be a part of spreading laughs by bringing our writers room to the stage and some standup from staff. The Eggplant 🫶 U

“It all began when Chad Chadley, a sophomore finance major with a do**he bag minor, answered a video call from his “roo...
04/10/2025

“It all began when Chad Chadley, a sophomore finance major with a do**he bag minor, answered a video call from his “roommate” Brad Bradley.”

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“It goes without saying, but we legally cannot promote the notion that our flights are safe anymore, what they can promo...
04/08/2025

“It goes without saying, but we legally cannot promote the notion that our flights are safe anymore, what they can promote, however, is an enjoyable crash experience, should the opportunity present itself.”

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“He had just one last semester to get through without injury, and that was his last day on the force, too”Read the full ...
04/04/2025

“He had just one last semester to get through without injury, and that was his last day on the force, too”

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A new statement from FSU’s president. Wow.
04/01/2025

A new statement from FSU’s president. Wow.

“With this new concept, participants can partake in adventures only possible with the lack of conscience these law-bendi...
03/05/2025

“With this new concept, participants can partake in adventures only possible with the lack of conscience these law-bending Florida residents have.“

“Gone are the days of Honda Civic hookups and buying cranberry juice in bulk, for we have been delivered from the grip o...
03/04/2025

“Gone are the days of Honda Civic hookups and buying cranberry juice in bulk, for we have been delivered from the grip of the modern dating scene by two of our very own.”

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