The Eggplant FSU

The Eggplant FSU The Eggplant is Florida State University's #1 satirical news source.

The Eggplant was founded in January 2014 by Aubrey Burrough and Houston Barber, on the popular tween website Tumblr dot com. With the dedication and talent of its founders and a few more funny people, the publication has triumphed on in providing for the FSU community. The publication is currently run by a team of 11 extremely hot and talented lizards who do stand up.

The Eggplant has partnered with Potbelly’s Tallahassee for a Gerrymandering Darty featuring Lil Yachty! Tickets link in ...
11/05/2025

The Eggplant has partnered with Potbelly’s Tallahassee for a Gerrymandering Darty featuring Lil Yachty! Tickets link in bio

For more satirical news check out our site www.eggplantfsu.com!!!

We know its really last minute, that maybe you’ve got plans of some kind, and that you don’t really know all 10 of us, b...
10/30/2025

We know its really last minute, that maybe you’ve got plans of some kind, and that you don’t really know all 10 of us, but we think your 3x1 would be perfect for us to stay at this beautiful Talloween. We would also like to ask if it would maybe be possible for you to cover drinks just for this weekend. We’ll Zelle you back so don’t worry about that, and one of us has Venmo so it’s chill if you don’t have Zelle we can figure something out.

We do want to let you know that we did also invite some of the other comedy orgs on campus to stay with us wherever we end up staying, which will hopefully be your apartment. Thanks!

Thank you to everyone that came out to the “I’m Dead” Comedy Showcase last night, such an awesome audience! 🫶And huge th...
10/24/2025

Thank you to everyone that came out to the “I’m Dead” Comedy Showcase last night, such an awesome audience! 🫶And huge thanks to for hosting such a killer event 🎃🧟‍♀️

Aw poor white girl :( Check out more of our articles on our website www.eggplantfsu.com
10/12/2025

Aw poor white girl :(

Check out more of our articles on our website www.eggplantfsu.com

FDA refuses to classify the needs for bald people, as the agency is not in the business of declaring what is or isn’t fa...
09/20/2025

FDA refuses to classify the needs for bald people, as the agency is not in the business of declaring what is or isn’t face. In the meantime, officials have announced they’ll be issuing temporary guidelines suggesting bald people just use whatever makes them less sad.

In a shocking twist , an unnamed member of the S7 “Love Island” cast has passed away following the reunion. “Daaaaaamnnn...
08/28/2025

In a shocking twist , an unnamed member of the S7 “Love Island” cast has passed away following the reunion.
“Daaaaaamnnn, that’s crazy type sh*t, like genuinely that’s absurd type sh*t” said Jeremiah Brown, a cast member of this most recent season.
For more of our articles and content check out our website! -> https://www.eggplantfsu.com

It’s time to officially hard launch our new Co-Editors In Chief, Jack & Chloe! They’ll be at the Involvement Fair tomorr...
08/26/2025

It’s time to officially hard launch our new Co-Editors In Chief, Jack & Chloe! They’ll be at the Involvement Fair tomorrow at the Civic Center from 5-8 PM, so make sure to stop by to ask any questions about our application and learn how YOU can get involved with The Eggplant this fall!!

The Eggplant FSU is officially hiring! Good sense of humor is required, but personal hygiene is optional. Apply through ...
08/18/2025

The Eggplant FSU is officially hiring! Good sense of humor is required, but personal hygiene is optional. Apply through the link in our bio to be part of FSU’s most awesome (and only) satirical news network!!

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