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šŸ“£ DEADLINE NOTICE — FROM SAL HIMSELF šŸ“£Alright, listen up, you beautiful degenerates—I don’t like repeating myself, so I’...
12/12/2025

šŸ“£ DEADLINE NOTICE — FROM SAL HIMSELF šŸ“£

Alright, listen up, you beautiful degenerates—
I don’t like repeating myself, so I’ll say this once… maybe twice if I’ve had a drink.

We’re officially locking in INTEREST & SUBMISSIONS for Sal Presents: The Roaring 20s.
If you wanna step into my joint, wear the hat, sling the drinks, sing the songs, or stir up trouble—now’s the time to make yourself known.

šŸ—“ DEADLINE TO SUBMIT INTEREST:
12/31/25 by 11:59 PM
After that? Doors start closing… and I ain’t known for reopening them.

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šŸŽ­ WHO I’M LOOKIN’ FOR (CHARACTER TYPES)

This ain’t a one-note show, sweetheart. Everybody matters.

* Sal Types – Big presence, sharp tongue, dangerous charm
* Tony Types – Loyal, loud, emotional, always one bad decision away
* Violet Types – Singers with pipes AND attitude
* Ralphie Types– Smug, threatening, thinks he owns the room
* Willow / Louis / Valentina Types– Bartenders, enforcers, snakes in nice shoes
* Immersive Roles – In-character servers, singers, dancers, burlesque performers, movers through the space

If you breathe, listen, react, and can hold character in an immersive environment—we got a seat for you.

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šŸŽ¬ AUDITION PROCESS (PAY ATTENTION)

This ain’t cattle call nonsense.

* Right now, we’re collecting interest & basic info
* Once auditions are scheduled, interested parties will be provided SCRIPT SIDES / LINES
* You will NOT be guessing the tone—Sal don’t do guesswork
* Auditions will be intentional, character-driven, and personal

I wanna see how you live in the room… not how pretty you stand.

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šŸ“© HOW TO SUBMIT

Comment ā€œI’m inā€ or message the page with:

* Name
* Performer type (actor, singer, immersive, etc.)
* Any relevant experience (don’t lie, I’ll smell it)
* Availability

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This ain’t just a show.
It’s a family.
A dangerous one… but a loyal one.

Clock’s ticking.
And I hate waiting.

— Sal 🄃
Boss of the joint. King of the basement. Keeper of the chaos.

Listen up, you beautiful degenerates, dreamers, songbirds, and troublemakers—Sal here.Yeah, that Sal.The one constantly ...
12/05/2025

Listen up, you beautiful degenerates, dreamers, songbirds, and troublemakers—

Sal here.
Yeah, that Sal.
The one constantly surrounded by idiots, drowning in chicken s**t, and apparently the only man in Ybor who knows how to run a goddamn establishment without it turning into a therapy session or a homicide investigation.

So let me make this crystal clear before Tony screws up the calendar again:

šŸ“¢ AUDITION SUBMISSION DEADLINE IS COMING UP FAST — DON’T BE A MOOK.

You want in?
You wanna be part of the chaos, the glamour, the secrets, the speakeasy wars, the back-alley threats, the gunfights, the drinking, the attitude?

Then this is your last polite nudge.
And trust me—this is as polite as I get.

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šŸŽ­ WE’RE RECRUITING FOR MULTIPLE ROLES

Yeah, obviously you can’t be me. There’s only one Sal.
But there’s plenty of room for the rest of you:

✨ FEATURED ROLES

* Violet – Torch singer with pipes from heaven and patience from hell. Must be able to roast a grown man with one eye-roll.
* Tony – My right-hand idiot. Loud, emotional, loyal, and somehow still alive.
* Willow – Snark machine, bartending menace, Basset Hound–adjacent energy.
* Ralphie – The unhinged business rival with delusions of grandeur. King of Ybor… in his own mind.
* Valentina – Elegant, lethal, unbothered. A femme fatale with perfect aim.
* Louis/Twinkle Toes – The wildcard. Possibly loyal, possibly a traitor. Definitely not the sharpest tool.

✨ IMMERSIVE ROLES & PERFORMERS

* In-character servers, bartenders, runners (you’ll be part of the show’s chaos)
* Burlesque performers (weapons of mass distraction)
* Singers (jazz, blues, torch songs)
* Dancers (20s style, speakeasy flair)
* Specialty acts (if you have a weird skill… trust me, we’ll find a home for it)

Every role is a cog in the beautiful, booze-soaked machine we’re building.
Everyone gets story. Everyone gets spotlight. Everyone gets trouble.

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ā° DEADLINE REMINDER

SUBMISSIONS DUE: 12/12/2025
Don’t wait until the last minute. I already got enough people around here who can’t tell time. looking at you, Tony.
(ā€œIt was today, right?ā€ — Tony, Scene 1).

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šŸ“Ø HOW TO SUBMIT

Send your monologue, performance clip, and role(s) you’re interested in via message or email.

If you’ve already messaged us?
Good.
Now make sure you actually get your audition in.
Sal forgives nothing but he does reward effort—and a good set of pipes.

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🄃 FINAL WORD FROM SAL

If you got the guts, the charm, the grit, or the voice to survive a night in my speakeasy…

Prove it.

Don’t make me send Louis to come ā€œremindā€ you.
…And nobody wants that.
Guy once cut his own toes off, for Christ’s sake.

See you soon, kid.

šŸ–¤ — Sal
King of Ybor.
Whether Ralphie likes it or not.

šŸ“£ A Message from Sal (yeah, THAT Sal):Alright listen up, you beautiful degenerates, dream-chasers, and future members of...
11/28/2025

šŸ“£ A Message from Sal (yeah, THAT Sal):

Alright listen up, you beautiful degenerates, dream-chasers, and future members of my Basement—

I’m only gonna say this one more time before I start kicking down doors like Ralphie after a three-day bender:

ā³ MONOLOGUE SUBMISSIONS CLOSE SOON.
If you ain’t sent yours in yet…
What are you doing?
You think Violet got here by practicing in the mirror and hoping the universe would hand her a spotlight?
No. She walked in, rolled her eyes at me, and owned the damn room.

I need performers, capisce?
People with grit. With charm. With presence. With just the right amount of ā€œI might stab a guy if the scene calls for it.ā€

We got openings, and every last role is part of the machine that makes this thing run:

✨ Burlesque dancers
šŸŽ¤ Singers
šŸø Immersive servers & bartenders
šŸƒ Roaming characters
šŸŽ­ Lead roles for the bold and the brave

And before you ask—
Yes, every character matters.
Yes, your story thread will matter.
Because in my show?
There ain’t just one story happening.
There’s at least three going on at once—
Behind the bar, under the tables, in the shadows, and sometimes right in front of people dumb enough not to notice.

I’m building a cast who can improvise, charm, threaten, seduce, distract, sing, dance, or pour a drink all without missing a beat.

If you’re ready to step into a world where the show never stops… your time is running out.

šŸŽ­ Submit your monologue before the deadline.
Don’t be like Tony—waiting until the last second and then showing up smelling like trouble and chicken s**t.

Slots are filling fast.
Spots are limited.
And once they're gone… they're gone.

Now get moving.
I ain’t asking twice.

— Sal
(Your future boss. Maybe. If you don’t screw it up.)

ALRIGHT YOU GLORIOUS PACK OF TROUBLEMAKERS — HUDDLE UP BEFORE I LOSE MY PATIENCE AND SOMEONE LOSES A TOOTH.The noise you...
11/23/2025

ALRIGHT YOU GLORIOUS PACK OF TROUBLEMAKERS — HUDDLE UP BEFORE I LOSE MY PATIENCE AND SOMEONE LOSES A TOOTH.

The noise you all made about Sal Presents: The Roaring 20s hittin’ the Kallet Theatre in 2026?
Kid… it hit harder than Tony fallin’ over a chair after three drinks and one bad decision.

I’m talkin’ overwhelming.
I’m talkin’ ā€œLouis got nervous and knocked over half the liquor room againā€ overwhelming.
I’m talkin’ the kind of response that almost made me feel…
Feelings.
I hate those.

So here’s the deal before any of you get cute:

šŸŽ­ Monologue submissions — due EOB 12/12/25.
Email ’em to [email protected]
Do NOT make me repeat myself.
I swear on my mother’s grave, if I gotta chase someone down like Tony chasin’ his dignity, I’m bringin’ a bat, not a reminder.

Once we sort through everything — the brilliant, the mediocre, and the ā€œwho told you this was a good idea?ā€ — we’ll send out live callback audition invites.
Show up sharp. Show up sober-ish.
Show up ready.

Now listen close because I ain’t sayin’ it twice:

If you’re sniffin’ around for other shows, other productions, other opportunities to get on stage and make a damn fool of yourself in a charming way —
Tell the Boss.
Yeah, him.
The guy who keeps this whole circus runnin’.
The one person I actually trust not to set the building on fire.
Unlike SOME PEOPLE.
(If Tony’s readin’ this: yes, that was aimed at you.)

This world we’re buildin’?
It ain’t for the faint of heart.
It’s for the wide-eyed, quick-tongued, bad-decision-makers who like their nights loud and their whiskey louder.

You join us, you better be ready for:

Gunfights, heartbreaks, misplaced accents, spilled drinks, broken glasses, chicken-related trauma, seduction, betrayal, jazz, smoke, sass, and enough chaos to make your grandma clutch her pearls and cross herself twice.

But you’ll be family.
My kinda family.
The violently affectionate kind —
The ā€œI love ya, kid, now shut up before someone hears youā€ kinda family.

Now get those monologues in
before I come lookin’.
šŸ–¤āœØ

Respectfully of Course
-Sal

šŸ”„ ALL SYSTEMS GO, COSAHOLICS FAMILY!šŸ”„Just got off an incredibly productive (and honestly electric) conversation with the...
11/20/2025

šŸ”„ ALL SYSTEMS GO, COSAHOLICS FAMILY!šŸ”„

Just got off an incredibly productive (and honestly electric) conversation with the Historic Kallet Theatre — and I’m feeling confident this will be an amazing home to bring Sal Presents: The Roaring 20s back to life… and so much more.

The vision is locked in.
The spark is there.
And the next chapter starts now.

We’re officially moving forward — so it’s time to build the team.

šŸŽ­ CALLING ALL PERFORMERS & HOSPITALITY PROS:
Actors, in-character servers, singers, dancers, burlesque performers, specialty talent — if you want to be part of an immersive 1920s speakeasy experience, I want to hear from you.

šŸ“© Send relevant experience & interest via DM or email: [email protected]

And please — spread the word. Share with any local talent who’d thrive in a world of jazz, secrets, and high-energy storytelling.

This is just the beginning.
The Roaring 20s are returning to Upstate NY… stay tuned.šŸ–¤āœØ

✨ OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT ✨Sal Presents: The Roaring 20s Returns — Coming to Upstate New YorkDear Cosaholics Family,Nearly...
11/14/2025

✨ OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT ✨

Sal Presents: The Roaring 20s Returns — Coming to Upstate New York

Dear Cosaholics Family,

Nearly two years ago, as we transitioned from the sunshine of Florida to the seasons of Upstate New York, I shared a difficult message—one filled with gratitude, bittersweet goodbyes, and a promise. A promise that once life steadied, once the dust of the move settled, and once the next chapter of my book series was released, we would bring our most beloved immersive production back to life.

Today, I am beyond excited to announce that the time has finally come.

✨ Sal Presents: The Roaring 20s is officially returning—reborn, reimagined, and ready to roar right here in Upstate NY. ✨

For those who experienced it firsthand during our Tampa run—eight weeks of shows, six weeks sold out, a flawless 5-star streak—
you already know the electric atmosphere we created together.
For those hearing about it for the first time, picture this:

A smoky speakeasy tucked behind a velvet curtain.
Jazz that hums in your bones.
Mystery and mischief at every turn.
Characters who pull you into their world.
And a story that dances between danger, desire, betrayal, and charm.

That was the magic of The Roaring 20s.
And now, that magic is coming home.

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šŸŽ­ Casting & Creative Call — Early Interest Now Open

We are currently collecting names for:

* Actors
* Dancers
* Musicians
* Hosts
* Atmospheric/immersive performers
* Stage crew & behind-the-scenes creatives

If you’ve ever dreamed of stepping into the glittering chaos of the 1920s… your moment may be waiting.

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šŸ›ļø Venue Search Underway

We are actively scouting locations across Oswego County and the greater Upstate NY region.
Historic buildings, hidden gems, old theaters, lofts, banquet rooms—
if you know of something that whispers ā€œspeakeasy,ā€ send it our way.

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šŸ“£ To Our Florida Cosaholics Family

Many of you remain in the Sunshine State, and we miss you all dearly.
But for those who have migrated north, or those with friends and family up here—
your support means everything.
Share this announcement. Spread the word.
Help us plant the first seeds of this revival.

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Bringing this show back isn’t just business—it’s personal.
It’s honoring where we started, embracing where we are now,
and building something unforgettable for the place we now call home.

From the bottom of my heart:
Thank you for believing in Cosaholics.
Thank you for believing in the magic.
And thank you for letting us bring it roaring back to life.

Here’s to the return.
Here’s to the next chapter.
Here’s to making the 20s roar again. šŸ„‚āœØ

With gratitude and excitement,
Brandon Fragale
Owner, Cosaholics

10/02/2023

Dear Cosaholics Family,

In the grand tapestry of life, there are moments of joy and moments of sorrow, and today, we find ourselves at a crossroads that requires us to share some bittersweet news.

Life's unpredictable journey has thrown us an unexpected twist, as the Cosaholic family embarks on a new adventure, one that takes us Northward. While this journey brings excitement and new horizons, it also carries with it a tinge of sadness as we bid farewell to the cherished memories we've created with our original Cosaholics family.

With heavy hearts, we must announce the cancellation of our upcoming event. We understand the anticipation and excitement that you, our beloved Cosaholics, have had for this gathering. We've received an outpouring of support from those who have purchased tickets via Eventbrite, Fever, or AlEvents, and for this, we are deeply grateful.

Rest assured, we are committed to making this process as smooth as possible for you. Refunds will be issued promptly, and you will receive email notifications with all the details. If per chance you do not receive please do not hesitate to reach out as we want to make this as smooth as possible for everyone.

As we navigate this uncharted path, we want to extend our most sincere apologies to each and every one of you. We weighed the option of pushing forward despite the distances, but ultimately, we arrived at a decision rooted in our unwavering dedication to the Cosaholics family.

Our commitment to delivering an exceptional experience is at the core of who we are, and we believe that the geographical challenges would compromise the magic we've cultivated together. We couldn't bear to see our beloved family, or our own, miss out on the level of enchantment we have always prided ourselves in delivering.

Reflecting upon the incredible memories we've crafted since our very first event during the trying times of 2020 fills our hearts with warmth and gratitude. Each one of you, our Cosaholics, has been an integral part of our journey, and your support has been our guiding star.

Though we embark on this new chapter with a touch of melancholy, we are equally excited to see where this journey leads. We look forward to expanding the Cosaholic family with more like-minded individuals who share our passion and enthusiasm for the extraordinary.

As we bid you farewell, know that the memories we've created together are etched in our hearts, and the spirit of the Cosaholics family will forever burn brightly within us. We hope that our paths may cross again, whether in the North or the South, for the bonds we've forged are unbreakable.

With heartfelt gratitude and warm wishes,

Brandon Fragale
Owner

Exciting News! Introducing the new logo for Cosaholics AfterDark - your gateway to immersive theatre, unforgettable part...
08/23/2023

Exciting News! Introducing the new logo for Cosaholics AfterDark - your gateway to immersive theatre, unforgettable parties, and mesmerizing masquerades! šŸŽ­āœØ Get ready to be enchanted like never before.

šŸ‘‘ Royal VIP tickets for our highly anticipated Underworld Masquerade have SOLD OUT! But fear not, there's still a chance to secure your VIP experience. Act fast before they're gone too! šŸŽŸļø

Hurry, limited Early Bat pricing tickets are still available as well to secure your spot. You dont want to be the one that sees their friends posting and go man wish I was there. Tap the link in our bio to grab yours now. Don't miss out on the night of a lifetime! šŸŒ™šŸŽŠ

šŸŽ©šŸ‘‘ Royal Court Experience Sold Out! Limited VIP & Early Bat Tickets Remaining! šŸ‘‘šŸŽ©šŸšØ Wow, night creatures, you move swiftl...
08/18/2023

šŸŽ©šŸ‘‘ Royal Court Experience Sold Out! Limited VIP & Early Bat Tickets Remaining! šŸ‘‘šŸŽ©

🚨 Wow, night creatures, you move swiftly! The Royal Court Experience tickets have been swept up in the shadows and are officially SOLD OUT. Your enthusiasm has us thrilled beyond words! 🌌

🌟 But fear not! The journey into the night is far from over. Our VIP Experience and Early Bat Pricing tickets are still available, though they're vanishing quickly like stars in the dawn sky. ā³

šŸŒ™ Don't miss your chance to be part of an enchanted evening where mystery and magic converge. Dance under the moonlight, sip on exquisite elixirs, and witness the allure of the supernatural world. šŸ‘‘āœØ

šŸŽ­ Hurry and secure your spot now before the opportunity slips through your fingers like mist in the morning sun! šŸŒ„

šŸŽŸļø Get your tickets today and immerse yourself in the world of the Underworld Masquerade. This is your time to shine with creatures of the night! šŸ¦‡šŸŒ•

Oct 14th at Venue on 6th going to be an amazing event at an amazing venue hosting us we can't wait.

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šŸŒŒšŸŽ­ Unleash Your Inner Creatures of the Night! Join us at the Underworld Masquerade! šŸŽ­šŸŒŒšŸ¦‡ Embrace the darkness and immerse...
08/07/2023

šŸŒŒšŸŽ­ Unleash Your Inner Creatures of the Night! Join us at the Underworld Masquerade! šŸŽ­šŸŒŒ

šŸ¦‡ Embrace the darkness and immerse yourself in the mystical allure of the "Underworld Masquerade!" šŸŒ• Calling all vampires, lycans, and creatures that go bump in the night, get ready for a night like no other!

šŸŒ™ Dress in your most captivating formal attire and don a mesmerizing mask to conceal your identity. Let the allure of the night guide you as we embark on an extraordinary journey into the shadows.

šŸŽ¶ Dance to hauntingly beautiful melodies under the shimmering moonlight, and let the music of the night take you to new heights of enchantment. šŸŽ¶

šŸ° Prepare to be captivated by the regal presence of the immortal royals, whose charm and grace will leave you spellbound. Step into their realm and experience a night of elegance and grandeur.

šŸ· Sip on blood-red elixirs that will tantalize your senses, specially crafted for immortal tastes. Fear not, we have delightful drinks for all guests, ensuring an unforgettable experience. šŸ·

šŸ½ļø Savor a sumptuous feast that caters to both mortal and immortal palates, as you indulge in culinary delights that will satisfy even the most discerning of appetites. šŸ½ļø

🌠 Be prepared to lose yourself in immersive acts that blur the line between reality and fantasy, leaving you mesmerized in a world of wonder and magic. 🌠

✨ Join us for a night of revelry and mystery as we celebrate the extraordinary and the supernatural. Let the "Underworld Masquerade" awaken the essence of the night within you! ✨

šŸŒŒšŸŽ­ RSVP now to secure your spot at this enchanting event - an evening of memories that will linger in your dreams forever! šŸŒ•šŸ¦‡ Don't miss out on a celebration that will leave you longing for more.

Mark your calendars and share the event with your fellow night creatures! See you all at the "Underworld Masquerade" - a night to remember!

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Who we gonna see at End of Summer A Sorting Hat Celebration 2023 this weekend in Bartow!!!
08/04/2023

Who we gonna see at End of Summer A Sorting Hat Celebration 2023 this weekend in Bartow!!!

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