12/12/2025
š£ DEADLINE NOTICE ā FROM SAL HIMSELF š£
Alright, listen up, you beautiful degeneratesā
I donāt like repeating myself, so Iāll say this once⦠maybe twice if Iāve had a drink.
Weāre officially locking in INTEREST & SUBMISSIONS for Sal Presents: The Roaring 20s.
If you wanna step into my joint, wear the hat, sling the drinks, sing the songs, or stir up troubleānowās the time to make yourself known.
š DEADLINE TO SUBMIT INTEREST:
12/31/25 by 11:59 PM
After that? Doors start closing⦠and I aināt known for reopening them.
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š WHO IāM LOOKINā FOR (CHARACTER TYPES)
This aināt a one-note show, sweetheart. Everybody matters.
* Sal Types ā Big presence, sharp tongue, dangerous charm
* Tony Types ā Loyal, loud, emotional, always one bad decision away
* Violet Types ā Singers with pipes AND attitude
* Ralphie Typesā Smug, threatening, thinks he owns the room
* Willow / Louis / Valentina Typesā Bartenders, enforcers, snakes in nice shoes
* Immersive Roles ā In-character servers, singers, dancers, burlesque performers, movers through the space
If you breathe, listen, react, and can hold character in an immersive environmentāwe got a seat for you.
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š¬ AUDITION PROCESS (PAY ATTENTION)
This aināt cattle call nonsense.
* Right now, weāre collecting interest & basic info
* Once auditions are scheduled, interested parties will be provided SCRIPT SIDES / LINES
* You will NOT be guessing the toneāSal donāt do guesswork
* Auditions will be intentional, character-driven, and personal
I wanna see how you live in the room⦠not how pretty you stand.
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š© HOW TO SUBMIT
Comment āIām inā or message the page with:
* Name
* Performer type (actor, singer, immersive, etc.)
* Any relevant experience (donāt lie, Iāll smell it)
* Availability
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This aināt just a show.
Itās a family.
A dangerous one⦠but a loyal one.
Clockās ticking.
And I hate waiting.
ā Sal š„
Boss of the joint. King of the basement. Keeper of the chaos.