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I'm trying! Right now, I'm trying two things, one...I'm trying to avoid making a phone call to the doctor's office becau...
07/09/2026

I'm trying! Right now, I'm trying two things, one...I'm trying to avoid making a phone call to the doctor's office because hell no to talking to people on the phone. No thanks. They've called four times every time I see the number my heart races, it's simply my primary care. And second trying to decide what kind of flowers would grow best here in this spot in my front yard while i'm locked out... even though I know, I will forget to water them, and they will die, and they'll be expensive. And I'll be upset that I spend the money on it later, and then I'll let it die. And cry that it died, and that's how a d h d works.

04/21/2026

I love ADHD people.... They skip the small talk- straight to "oh wanna hear a random story? Ill tell it anyway..." and 20 minutes later you know how they got on a first name basis with the local fire department! *weewooweewooo* 🚒

Just one  💓
04/19/2026

Just one 💓

Nice try 😏
01/19/2026

Nice try 😏

✨️ You are not alone and you are a fu***ng warrior✨️
12/12/2025

✨️ You are not alone and you are a fu***ng warrior✨️

💚 Happy Holidays Bi***es... you are all so loved and precious♥️
12/12/2025

💚 Happy Holidays Bi***es... you are all so loved and precious♥️

09/03/2025

LADIES ✨️stop dating men who look like they would steal the copper out your IUD💓

08/14/2025

👌 perfect.

Same damn thing
08/11/2025

Same damn thing

Jeez progres over perfection bi***es.
07/30/2025

Jeez progres over perfection bi***es.

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