Tommy tries to roast the Mayor and stumbles every step of the way…
It’s either this or she becomes a mime. There is no in between.
Tommy Bryant is a Queen of Sass
Suspicious minds
This is what you say when you’ve been saying stuff you ought not be saying.
Our analysis of last night's council meeting.
Happy New Year - and may all the bullets you're shooting into the air come straight down, you numbskulls.
And in honor of the incomparable Betty White, who grabbed 2021 and dragged it out with her:
Just a bit of levity for a bit. John is in a silly, goofy mood and has seen the new spidey movie about 6 times as of today, and just had to let some of the ideas loose.
The Very Best of Tommy Bryant
We're pretty sure he's going to get up to more crazy antics on Monday, the next council meeting. So, then we'll just have a "Best of, Vol 2."
Does the Columbia Record club still exist?
Tommy Bryant Tarrant City Council Temper Tantrum 11-15-2021
Is Tommy auditioning for a part in a movie? It sure looks like he's acting. Calling names, having a temper tantrum, taunting the police and then pretending he's handcuffed.
Either that, or the man is having some serious mental problems.
“All people wanna do is gripe and bitch”
Councilor Bryant’s thought on Neighborhood Watch organizations
Freeman’s Master Plan
Councilor Freeman, you sure talk a big game. Let’s give you the benefit of the doubt, what solutions would you offer to solve the crime problem? Also you’re not allowed to answer with any iteration of “Pray until something happens”. Well? We are waiting for your response.
Run free Mr. Mayor, Run free!
We ONLY post the important stuff.
The full end of the council meeting, "start" to finish, so there's context to the remarks made by Tommy Bryant.
He wanted to get the Mayor in trouble for saying the thing so he repeated the thing. His wife has been repeating the thing, over and over and over and over and over.
Didn't your mother ever ask you that if you saw your friends jump off a bridge, would you jump too? Apparently, Tommy and Nancy Bryant are not just jumpers, they're HURDLERS. They do it with relish. We'll have lots of screenshots and links and posts to come because he's enjoying this, folks. Oh yes, indeedy.
And all at the expense of Veronica Bandy-Freeman. Ronnie -- you've been a pawn in an old, mean, white man's game. We feel sorry for you because you never saw any of it coming. Politics is a mean, mean game and you can't have a nice bone in your body to play it. Alas, you've lost any credibility you might have had for playing on the wrong side, dearie.
It's late but one more thing.
Muslims don't kill people. The Qu'ran doesn't tell followers to kill people. EXTREMISTS kill people. Only ignorant fools like Mr. Bryant would take a religion like Islam with billions of adherents around the world, where the greatest number of killings are being done TO THEIR OWN KIND, NOT WESTERNERS and say the things he did today.
It only goes to show you how ignorant, racist, xenophobic and homophobic (oh, and dishonest - since he lied about his wife's online activities - unless they're actually his using her account) he is. AND he threw all of these "accusations" at a private citizen in retaliation to her questioning of his abuse of power.
We call for the immediate resignation of John "Tommy" Bryant from the city council of Tarrant, Alabama.
Yooooooo. We're trying to wrap our heads around that meeting just as much as y'all are.
Damn.
That was quite the show. More than even we expected.
Chuck Windblown has quite the um...misunderstanding of what experiencing racism is but at least it started a conversation.
Tommy Bryant thinks that Jackie B is (and we are listing all the wrong answers here): a homosexual, a lesbian and a Muslim.
Not that there's anything wrong with being any of that, mind you but for a guy who is so focused on this one private citizen and what she says, you think he'd at least pay attention, right?
And then there's this highlight:
We uh. Um. Well. Folks. You can't make this sh*t up. This here is actually what happened during a Tarrant City Council meeting. Welcome to the parody we live in.
Hey Nancy. Hey, hey, hey Nancy!!
Is it true that Tommy's key didn't work at city hall and he called the police to let him in and then got mad because they don't work for him no more? Huh, huh, huh, huh?? Is it true? We figure we might just ask you since your his mouthpiece and all and he don't talk in public to no one except his own peeps in private (boy sure likes his private talks if you know what I mean).
So, is it true? Dude got locked out and couldn't get in and had hisself a hissy fit in front of city hall.
