The Poison Pen

08/31/2026

If MAGA women are so attractive why are all the men attracted to children?

08/13/2026

07/24/2026

MAGA isn’t a political movement anymore. It’s a fu***ng hate buffet.

Don’t like gay people? Grab a plate.
Scared of immigrants? Second helping.
Mad at teachers, scientists, vaccines, cities, workers, women, Muslims, pronouns, drag queens, poor people, athletes, celebrities, and apparently society itself? Congratulations, the grievance bar is open 24/7.

There’s no governing philosophy here. No serious plan. Just hate à la carte, served with a red hat and washed down with orange Kool-Aid.

Felon 47 keeps the wheel spinning because angry people don’t notice they’re being conned. As long as MAGA has somebody to blame, it never has to ask why the billionaires keep winning, the promises keep evaporating, and the cult keeps getting poorer, sicker, and meaner.

Yesterday’s enemy was immigrants. Today it’s teachers. Tomorrow it’ll be whoever Dear Leader points at with his tiny little accordion hands.

That isn’t patriotism.

That’s a cult with a rotating menu of people to hate.