The Cinebytes

12/19/2025

Grandpa wakes up, scares the absolute life out of little Billy…
…and then immediately goes right back to his fake catatonic routine like nothing happened 😭

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) really said “let’s traumatize this kid early.”
We break this moment down (and plenty more) in our full episode, which is live now on The Cinebytes.

12/17/2025

At first, this moment in Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) feels like it’s heading somewhere very dark…
And then the movie pulls a last-second switch that caught us off guard 😅

It’s one of those scenes that messes with your expectations just enough to make it extra uncomfortable.
We break it down in our full episode, which is live now on The Cinebytes.

12/15/2025

Only in Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) do the Christmas carolers show up at the absolute worst possible moment 😂
This movie wastes zero time throwing festive chaos at you, and we’re just getting started.

The full episode is live now, and this is one of those scenes that perfectly sums up the wild holiday energy of this cult classic.

12/10/2025

🎄🔪 New Episode is LIVE — Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)!

It’s officially holiday-horror season, and The Cinebytes are unwrapping one of the wildest Christmas cult classics ever made.
Billy, trauma, questionable adults, killer Santa energy — we cover all the glorious 80s chaos.

Dive into the full episode here 👇
🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episode/3rEXrYsxhqsaXFIHZ7elan?si=-qDIX0VQQxu2icaraDeZGw&context=spotify%3Ashow%3A11gIn9iN3fUzy1PX7BbUHH

If you grew up on VHS horror, love a messy classic, or just want a laugh before the remake drops later this week, this one’s for you.
Let me know your favorite ridiculous moment from the movie!

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12/08/2025

Billy just wants to stay up and meet Santa — but if you’ve seen Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984), you already know that’s a terrible idea 😂
And somehow we ended up comparing it to The Grabber from The Black Phone… complete with a Daddy Roughhouse callback we probably shouldn’t be proud of 😭

We’re covering this wild holiday classic as we lead into Tuesday’s episode! 🎄🔪

12/07/2025

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) really said, “Let’s traumatize the audience in the first 3 minutes.”
Billy’s classroom drawing is… something else, but honestly? I’ve seen worse on a fridge at a family gathering 😂

We’re diving into this holiday cult classic as we gear up for the remake dropping on the 12th — and this scene set the tone FAST.

12/04/2025

🎃 NEW INTERVIEW DROP! 🎤
Horror fans — this one is a blast.

We sat down with Isaac Cain Moore of 10/31 Appearances, the agency behind some of your favorite horror & stunt actors working the convention circuit today. If you’ve ever wondered what life is like behind those autograph tables — the travel, the chaos, the fans, the stories — Isaac brought all of it.

We talk:
🩸 How he started 10/31 Appearances
🎬 His roster of horror actors & stunt legends
🏕️ The wild world of horror conventions
🚐 Stories from the road
👻 Horror movies and con memories
…and more.

If you love horror, conventions, or just hearing how the industry works on the inside, this is one of our most fun interviews yet.

👉 Watch here: https://youtu.be/IxNqFXte2rM?si=gvxJt4F6R4i2wkoh

Today on The Cinebytes, we’re joined by Isaac Cain Moore — the young force behind 10/31 Appearances, one of the fastest-rising agencies booking horror actors...

12/01/2025

When the Sommelier in The Menu casually drops “barnyard funk” as a tasting note… we absolutely lost it. 😂🍷
This movie stays unhinged in the most elegant way possible, and we’re breaking down every ridiculous detail.

Our full episode on The Menu (2022) is LIVE NOW, and this clip is just a warm-up.
If your wine ever tastes like a farm… send it back immediately. 😂

🎧 Listen now — links in the comments!

11/27/2025

There are just 3 days left and £660 needed to bring ‘THE R.I.P MAN’ back. Part 2 needs your support!

EXCLUSIVE PERKS ARE STILL AVAILABLE

x1 associate producer credit 🎬
x2 Executive producer credits 🎥
x1 co producer credit 🍿
x1 voice role 🗣️
x3 face in the film roles 👤

Funding for additional funds for ‘The R.I.P Man 2’ feature film REST.IN.PAIN

11/25/2025

🔥 New Episode Alert — The Menu (2022) is SERVED.
This week, we’re carving into one of the most deliciously unhinged dark comedies in recent memory. From pretentious food critiques to cult-level devotion in the kitchen, we’re breaking down every wild course with way too much enthusiasm.

If you love horror, satire, or watching rich people suffer?
Yeah. This one’s for you.

🎧 Full episode links in the comments!
Tap in, grab your “breadless bread,” and join us at Hawthorn.

11/24/2025

Doug Verrick getting hoisted over the ocean with angel wings is already insane…
but the REAL question is:
Where was that massive crane hiding the whole time?! 😭🪽
You’d think you’d see something that big on the boat ride over.

We’re dropping our full The Menu episode TONIGHT at midnight on The Cinebytes — and trust us, this movie just keeps getting wilder.

11/24/2025

The Sommelier in The Menu really hit us with:
“This vintage carries faint notes of… longing and regret.”
🍷😭 Bruh, that’s not wine — that’s therapy.

Dusty immediately asks the REAL question:
Do we drink wine because we long and regret… or does the wine give us the regret so we don’t mind everything else?
Either way, this scene sent us.

We’re breaking down all the pretentious chaos in The Menu this Tuesday on The Cinebytes — don’t miss it!