05/07/2026
Took the ol’ “trophy fracture” in for inspection today to see how healing was going. Good news: healing nicely. Bad news: apparently my elbow interpreted “fracture” as a challenge and decided one crack wasn’t enough.
Today’s X-ray showed it’s fractured across the radial head and vertically. Because when I break things, I believe in giving 110%. Overachiever status: confirmed.
The doctor has officially extended my “Out of Order” sign for another 5 weeks with minimal lifting. Apparently I’m not supposed to be yanking on Jeep parts, hauling stuff around, or testing my offroad toys anymore.
Looks like my adventures are temporarily limited to:
🔷️ Making Jeep parts lists
🔷️ Watching other people do the heavy lifting
🔷️ Pointing at things with my good arm
At this rate, the Jeep build will be fully completed in my head before my elbow is factory-approved again!