Tanner " The Swedish Inquisition" Moceika's Modeling agency

Tanner " The Swedish Inquisition" Moceika's Modeling agency We are here to give you what a camera cant and by that I mean we take pictures of you, having power o

I told the team, "I need connection. I need history. I need a real, authentic Mexican experience."​We trekked through th...
12/18/2025

I told the team, "I need connection. I need history. I need a real, authentic Mexican experience."
​We trekked through the scorched desert for 40 days and 40 nights to get to this ancient cultural heritage site.
​I ordered the Cheesy Gordita Crunch (a recipe passed down for generations).
​My local guide and purebred racing stallion, Fabio (right), is on a strict keto diet for fashion week, so he didn't order anything. He only suggested I pair it with a vintage Baja Blast to cut through the richness of the spicy ranch.
​He has an impeccable palate. Truly a creature of culture.
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Some people use drugs for inspiration. I use food. Sweet glorious food.​This piece was inspired by the primal, animalist...
12/17/2025

Some people use drugs for inspiration. I use food. Sweet glorious food.
​This piece was inspired by the primal, animalistic trance I entered while crouching in the dark and stripping the meat off a holiday ham with my teeth.
​The resulting vision was a fiery explosion of flavor, a journey to a place some might call... Flavor Town.
​I call it: "The Mayor."

12/05/2025

Just a quick teaser from a studio session where I delivered more emotional range than most artists manage in a whole career. Cash Money Records is listening, and Do******le Records already wants to sign it before I even finish mixing. Not every masterpiece needs permission to be legendary.

Most people dress up for Christmas. I embody the season.​When Vogue features you as the Founding Chair of the Holiday Dr...
12/05/2025

Most people dress up for Christmas. I embody the season.
​When Vogue features you as the Founding Chair of the Holiday Drip Review Board, you don’t just wear a jacket. You uphold a standard.
​This blazer wasn't just "sewn." It was commissioned from a Scandinavian monk (who has since taken a vow of silence) and tailored by artisans who are contractually forbidden from smiling. The embroidery creates a hypnotic effect; stare too long and you’ll forget about your wish list.
​I’m not here to celebrate the holidays. I’m here to set the benchmark.


Status: Naughty.Corrective Action: Hostile Takeover.​Apparently, the Agency has been flagged for coal this year. I refus...
12/04/2025

Status: Naughty.
Corrective Action: Hostile Takeover.
​Apparently, the Agency has been flagged for coal this year. I refuse to accept this administrative error. It is clearly a typo. We are launching a covert operation to infiltrate the North Pole, bypass the elf patrols, and manually edit the naughty list ourselves.
​I am currently finalizing the entry route through a thermal exhaust port in the reindeer stables (it seemed the most photogenic angle). I brought in the Agency's tactical expert, Ethan Haines, to advise on the "stealth protocols" while I focus on the high-level schematics. We need to secure our spot on the Nice List before the big man wakes up.


Most chefs buy their birds frozen. Cute. When you operate at my level—Global Head Chef, International Male Model, Certif...
11/27/2025

Most chefs buy their birds frozen. Cute. When you operate at my level—Global Head Chef, International Male Model, Certified Lethal Weapon, and Registered Forklift Driver—you don't shop. You seek out the alpha turkey and challenge him to Hand-to-Beak combat.
​This isn’t a costume. This is the Swedish Inquisition Fall/Winter Collection for Men Who Don't Miss. Being a supermodel isn't a job, it's a strategic disadvantage because I have to fight off the paparazzi while I hunt. I am not merely cooking today; I am conducting a symphony of violence and flavor.
​When you get famous, you meet famous people. And let me tell you, this turkey was honored to be handled by the best in the biz. Rest in Power, King. You are about to become the most expensive dinner in the Northern Hemisphere.

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08/09/2025

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07/29/2025

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07/29/2025

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