Monster Mead

10/07/2025

🐝 Honeybee vs. 🦆 Platypus: VENOM SHOWDOWN! ⚔️

HONEYBEE
 Weapon: Stinger (one-time use)
 Venom Purpose: Hive defense 🛡️
 Pain Level: Sharp, burning, memorable
 Fun Fact: Only female bees sting. And yes, they die after. 🫡

PLATYPUS
 Weapon: Venomous ankle spurs (males only)
 Venom Purpose: Dominance during mating season 💘
 Pain Level: Excruciating, long-lasting, and even morphine can't touch this pain 😵💫
 Fun Fact: They’re egg-laying, venomous, duck-billed mammals. Basically, nature’s mad science project.

AND THE WINNER IS…
🏆 PLATYPUS — for venom so hardcore it laughs at painkillers!

Don’t mess with the platty. 😂

10/05/2025

Can’t even slap them away when working bees incase it’s a bee. These things are set to kamikaze!

09/22/2025

🐄💩🐝

09/21/2025

9/5 Pikelz Update:

16 day ferment
I likely won't opt for a 6% brine solution next time; instead, I think I'll stick to around three or four percent. These pickles are quite enjoyable. They don't quite replicate the flavor of a traditional vinegar pickle, and initially, I found them just okay. However, after finishing one, the taste lingered, leaving me craving another. Garlic j*p cucumber had the superior flavor compared to the brine only fermented cucumber. Time to try dill!

09/20/2025

Boo-k a spot for October 25 (Saturday)! Join our spooky-sweet mead making class and learn to brew a potion that’s more treat than trick. Think ancient witches’ brew with honeyed vibes, bats optional, tastebuds delighted. 🧙‍♀️🍯🍷

What we’ll do:
 Provide the cauldron (aka fermenter)
 Hex common mistakes
 Brew your very own “liquid gold”

Limited seats — register now: [https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1716972503979?aff=oddtdtcreator] 🎃

tix sales start Sep 23rd

09/20/2025

Lincoln county! Our sourdough bread co
Oh Bee Mine is doing porch pick up in Troy 9/20/25

09/20/2025

Mead making for beginners went great! Thanks again for everyone who attended. If you’ve got questions, don’t be afraid to ask! Hope you enjoy your mead! 🐝🍷

09/19/2025

Tonight’s the night — buzzing to see everyone at the mead-making class. Bring your hive energy and let’s make something sweet. See you there!
See you all at 6 PM

09/19/2025

🌟 How Easy It Is to Make Mead at Home! 🌟

Ever dreamt of crafting your own mead without breaking a sweat? In my class, we’ll whip up delicious mead so quickly that you’ll be pouring your first glass before you can say “buzzing bee!”

Speaking of bees, I started keeping them to save some money on honey for my mead, but guess what? Now, I’m hosting classes just to afford their gourmet buffet of flowers! 🐝🍃 Who knew bees could be such divas?

So, if you want to learn the full process to make repeatable, quality mead—and truly impress your friends— simply join my mead making beginners class!

See you there!

09/13/2025

170 Market Pl Dr, Troy, MO 63379 until 1 pm

Come join us at our Farmers Market event! Support your community and shop for homemade and homegrown goods for the family this Saturday. Learn more: https://bit.ly/42iCDYo

09/09/2025

🍯 LAST CHANCE + FUTURE DATES? 🐝
We still have some spots left in our Mead-Making Class on Friday, September 19, 2025! 🎉
➡️ Claim your seat: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1601123466389?aff=oddtdtcreator

Can’t make it? Help us plan future sessions! ⬇️
Comment below with:
🗓️ “Interested!” + your preferred month/weekends
OR
🔔 “Notify me!” to get first dibs on new dates (class usually on Friday evenings)

Why comment?
✅ Early-bird pricing for future dates booked three weeks or more in advance (save 15%)
✅ With every class you enroll in, you'll have a chance to win a Monster Mead custom beehive (equipment only) in a special drawing this X-mas! Kick off your mead-making and beekeeping adventure this coming spring!

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Join our beginner mead-making class! Learn to brew delicious mead(honey wine)with fun, easy steps. No experience needed!