The Metal Chorus

04/01/2023

Lorna Shore has announced her next album, citing it will be the second installment in their current trilogy of albums.

“This album is all about conquering the daily tasks like putting socks on when you’re in a hurry, waiting for your car to warm up on a cold morning, and having to restart your router for the third time that day” vocalist Will states.
“In preparation for this album I spent a month in the Himalayas learning new vocal techniques from the local pig farms and mountain goats. It was a truly a beautiful experience. Though, I’ll never eat grass the same.”

The new albums length is 178 minutes across 10 new songs.

1. Go back to sleep, o’ lazy bum
2. Out of the moon
3. Sun//Vomiter (it was too much for them to handle)
4. Cursed to live which is subjectively worse
5. Happily dead
6. Apothecary
7. Bad mood
8. Live Laugh Toaster Bath I: drawing the bath
9. Live Laugh Toaster Bath II: ouch it’s too hot
10. Live Laugh Toaster Bath III: and now we’re out of hot water. Maybe it’s a sign? Wait I don’t even have a toaster. That’s it imma go to therapy.

Live Laugh Toaster Bath drops April 20th.

03/19/2023

Is ‘Heavener’ a yay, meh, or nay to you?
❤️ Yay
👍 Meh
😢 Nay

03/09/2023

Not gonna lie I was pretty skeptical of The Big Six. I was worried the instrumentals wouldn’t properly lift up these vocalists. But now that Project Vengeance is here I’m fully on board. Absolute BANGER of a song.
Let me know what you think below!

Years spent in regretWith a gun to my headI fu***ng bitch out on the last breathHellbentI want my revengeI want the blood on my handsI will take what’s f**ki...

03/04/2023

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Thank you everyone 🖤 Spotify

02/10/2023

Metal albums that need the Dolby Atmos treatment:
’Heroine’ -Thornhill

‘Eternal Blue’ -Spiritbox

’Holy Hell’ -ARCHITECTS

‘The Chosen’ -Enterprise Earth

“Pain Remains” -Lorna Shore

“This Place Will Become Your Tomb” -Sleep Token

What albums do you want to see be upgraded with Atmos?

02/07/2023

The only way to listen to Loathe’s ‘I Let It in and It Took Everything from Me’ is with Dolby Atmos and it’s not even a competition. Another reason Apple Music is superior.

02/07/2023

Had a blast seeing my gateway metalcore band Memphis May Fire. This year is chock full of shows so keep an eye out for highlights!

01/27/2023

2023 will be the year of Sleep Token, Allt, and Enterprise Earth. Any objections? No? Motion passed. 🧑‍⚖️

01/15/2023

Just found out BRING ME THE HORIZON did a show in 2016 with an orchestral accompaniment and released it to streaming in 2020 and I’m obsessed.

01/05/2023

🐺 Inside of me there are two wolves fighting
And both are hardcore dancing to the new Sleep Token and Enterprise Earth songs 🐺

12/27/2022

Yuh Windwaker is sick

12/23/2022

Happy birthday !