12/13/2025
"Crimes swerved up hot, while Cops serve the cold cutlery of Handcuffs"
Typically, we'd use the word "Plethora", but we're going with "Smorgasbord", but instead of Cold cuts, and Hot dishes, this story will be the cold of the night, with heat of the fuzz...
Just before Midnight in Claremore, the Claremore Police Department was called to a residence to check out the possibility of underage teens drinking at a party.
When the first officer arrives, a car speeds away, almost hitting that Officer. A bolo (be on the lookout) was spread across the County, and unbeknownst to a Verdigris Police Department Officer, as he turned from Westbound Hwy 66 (Route 66) onto 530 Road towards Hwy 266 (Gordan Road), a speeding car almost strikes him as it passes at a high rate of speed, traveling across into oncoming traffic. It would be the bolo vehicle.
The Officer activates the Cherries π and Berries π, along with the Wee-Woos π¨π’π(Lights and Sirens), but the vehicle continued to speed away, so a Pursuit Ensued Westbound onto Hwy 266 (Port Road).
With speeds over 100mph, the Officer was losing sight, however as the pursuit rounded the curve, it continued Southbound onto Hwy 167, where Catoosa Police Department, Rogers County Sheriff's Office, along with Oklahoma Highway Patrol was notified.
As the suspect entered Catoosa City limits, Hwy 167 turns into 193rd East Ave, the suspect did not slow down, however his downfall was attempting to go Westbound onto I-44 at a high rate of speed, but unlike GTA 5, he would not recover his slide off the roadway, airborne over a berm, and the not so Cha Cha slide (not smooth) up the embankment along the Interstate, where the vehicle was disabled.
Bro sprang out of the vehicle like Santa from his sleigh as to disappear down a chimney, but in all reality, guns drawn, orders to stop, he thankfully surrendered without further incident, knowing that the jig was up, he was taken into custody without incident.
The passenger, under the influence like a drunken squirrel, was struck by one of the air bags, basically sucker punched in the face like an 11th street Ho**er when she didn't give her pimp the juice. So he was not able to get out and run, basically seeing more stars than Tom after Jerry smacking him with a skillet...
He too was taken into custody without incident. He has been Identified as Orrin Rigby of Claremore.
Pafford Emergency Medical Services along with Catoosa Fire Department was called to the scene to check on the suspects injuries.
The driver was cleared but still detained, however the passenger, was taken to a Tulsa Hospital, not because of injuries due to the crash, but because he was showing signs of way too much h***h (alcohol)...
As for the driver, after being served the cutlery of Justice (handcuffs), and taken to where he'll get 3 hots and a cot, he has been Identified as 18yr old River Whitaker, below is his not so delicious cold cuts and hot dishes, but his smorgasbord of Charges-
-DRIVE WRONG WAY ON ONE-WAY ROAD
-FAIL TO (STOP AT) (YIELD RIGHT OF WAY)
-OPERATE MOTOR VEHCILE WITHOUT DRIVERS LICENSE
-RECKLESS DRIVING
-ELUDING A POLICE OFFICER
-POSSESS STOLEN VEHICLE
-IMPROPER TAG
He is being held in Rogers County without bond.
As Officers took inventory of the vehicle, many open containers of alcohol were found in the vehicle.
Great work by all of those involved, and just a reminder for those that wanna do hood rat s**t, "Don't Try it in a Small Town"
Think about this folks, these are teens making risky decisions, who have no regard for others. This story may seem harsh, but the reality is: If these hoodlums are not held accountable, they'll go on to do something that will eventually get someone or themselves killed.
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