Total Bern Productions

09/03/2025

Good morning, friends and fans of North Coast Comedy! As Wedding Dj season is coming to a very busy end, we are planning comedy for your fall, winter and spring seasons.

But for now, you absolutely need to watch this special. Joe Hill is one of the best in the game and this special is off the charts entertainment.

The man can write, perform and execute at a level that separates him from the pack. Thoughtful, relatable, funny, and worth the time. Date night needs more of this. If you’re parent, this is must see entertainment.

Highly recommend people over 60 wear something to block the p*e laughs…

The Bern Man

04/26/2025

Getting loaded up for Anderson Valley Prom! The excitement of spinning for another new school always makes the morning fun.

Total Bern Productions!
Let’s dance!

03/26/2025

Mendocino county’s premiere Dj, sound and entertainment company is filling up their 2025 calendar fast. Proms, grad events, and our specialty, weddings! Now is the time to book. No event is too big or too small for us. Licensed, insured and experience that stands out. Our reviews speak for themselves. Give us a call direct at (707)367-2370 or check out our website at www.totalbern.com

Active military, First Responder and Non profit rates available. Competitive pricing and value. We are a family owned and operated business located in Ukiah, Ca. Serving Mendocino, Sonoma, Lake and Humboldt counties and beyond.

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02/18/2025

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11/20/2024

Anna Webb it’s time to let Kip Webb level up with Tiger Lilly and hit the road like a boss

10/28/2024

Hey friends and fans of our Dj company. This young man was essential in our company ever beginning and now he is gone. One of the sweetest men and kindest Dj’s in the business.

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In Loving Memory of Eddie Vedolla As many of you know, our beloved friend and b… Holly Chandler needs your support for Support for Eddie Vedolla's Family

10/01/2024

VIP tickets just went live! General Admission go on Sale Thursday! Let’s laugh, Willits!

North Coast Comedy has arrived in Willits at the legendary Noyo Theatre! The wait is over for one of the coolest small towns in Nor Cal!

09/30/2024

Total Bern Productions is booking for Fall, winter of 2024 and our 2025 Wedding season now!
We pride ourselves in providing the very best services when it comes to special events like weddings, anniversaries, birthdays and public events. Our reviews on Google speak for themselves. Our prices are very competitive and our service is unmatched anywhere in Northern California.
We are a family owned and operated full service Dj, sound and lighting company. No event is too big, too small or too far away. We have traveled coast to coast to bring the very best Dj and MC services for families and their special events.
Call now for a free consultation at (707)367-2370 or visit our website for a full listing of our rates and wedding packages.
Discounts available for Veterans, active Military and non profit events.
www.totalbern.com

03/30/2024

Hey friends and family of Total Bern Productions and North Coast Comedy!
April and May are heating up and we just keep raising the bar and bringing the laughs!

April 11th we are beyond excited to return to the very birthplace of North Coast Comedy as we present North Coast Comedy Returns to Fort Bragg! Don’t miss this evening of laughter starring Comedian Dennis Gaxiola, Jeanette Marin, Juan Carlos, Natalie Diaz and the Bern Man!
Tickets- https://www.eventbrite.com/e/852146612457?aff=oddtdtcreator

Then we are back in Ukiah on Saturday April 13th for the 3rd annual Comedy for a Cause! Benefitting Ukiah and Willits High School’s grad night events! We are thrilled to bring internationally acclaimed comedian, author and Broadway star, Mark Lundholm to the stage for a night of comedy and giving back.
Tickets- https://www.eventbrite.com/e/849322415207?aff=oddtdtcreator

Then on Saturday, May 11th get ready for an evening of comedy at the legendary Konocti Harbor Resort when we bring you Comedy Night at Konocti Harbor Resort! You read that right. Konocti Harbor resort is finally opening back up and we’re kicking it off with a night of comedy that’ll leave you ready for more! Don’t miss AGT’s Kabir Singh, Jeremy Curry, Franco Tevini and Lake County’s own Natalie Diaz!
Tickets- https://bit.ly/konocticomedynight

Let’s laugh!

03/10/2024

I just ran into a friend who didn’t see me at first and was on the phone with her brother. She’s telling him how she’s at Safeway and looks like s**t.
She’s clearly not fishing for any compliments cause it’s just a convo with the brother.

Seriously though, she’s beautiful. Like drop dead gorgeous…
I know she’s engaged, so clearly someone else thinks so too.

I don’t get the negativity women have about their looks. I’ve been reading about the “body positive” ideals in parenting and I like what I’m reading.

It’s crazy how as human beings we don’t see what other people see. I mean, take me for example. I’m extremely good looking but I don’t see it all the time. I know others do. All that gawking and cat calling I experience when I’m out in public…

Can’t even go to Costco without feeling like Wiley Coyote is staring at me like a Pork roast or walk through the parking lot without having every dog in their vehicles howl…

The human race needs to get it together. We are beautiful… In Every Single way…

03/09/2024

Thanks to our sponsors for Comedy for a Cause!