The Heuristic Squelch

UC Berkeley's only intentionally funny publication.

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04/25/2026

i just made some BULLSH*TTTTTTTTT!!!!!! tomorrow’s lineup is finally here 🤓 see u soon……

📆 april 25, 9 pm
📍1730 la loma ave / kingman co-op
🎟️ $5-8

04/23/2026

yes bae the love of your life WILL be at the squelch x aglet launch party. see u saturday 9 pm at 1730 la loma ave 🤓

04/21/2026

“hello little gay boys i just took a s**t in the mother toilet c**t c**ty i’m your mother” -catherine “slayyyter” grace garner, 2024

the rain got us yesterday but let us redeem ourselves this saturday april 25……. free mags & gay people & very good music…… 9 pm 1730 la loma ave….. see u there

04/16/2026

WE’RE BACK!!!!! join us for the launch of our newest issue AND of Aglet noise coll.’s first mixtape 💿

grab a FREE copy of the squelch & support ur local music scene while shaking ass to techno, neoperreo, hard jungle and more 🎵 dj lineup coming soon ……

📆 april 25, 9 pm - 1 am
📍 1730 la loma ave (kingman hall)
🎟️ $5-8 sliding scale - venmo marisolsu or dm us

03/31/2026

The Squelch M.D. team is incredibly excited to announce that Volume 34 Issue 1 is officially published. A copy will creep up behind you when you least expect it. Or you can check our website if you’re gluttonous and impatient.

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