Homer Gossip Girl

05/03/2025

ms. kitten, heard you wanna punch me in the face. do it. bet it would be more action than you’ve seen in decades. truth to close to home? it will be. xoxoGG

05/03/2025

seems like commotion was a
woke up. to be clear. i only post fake stuff and, some real stuff.. these are things heard by many here. i’ll post them if the bar can hear .. we all can. if your upset… its because you started it or spread it. my gossip is for elite level. the crumbs you get are from your late night drinking sessions that are borderline narcissistic and hilarious. want real gossip? old billionaires are cool but lowly producers do more for fame hungry gals . bet the billionaire wins. money wins. everytime. xoxo cheers daddy.? ELITE status is 50$ a month.. facts with video. you even get a button.,

27/02/2025

anyone shaking in their boots yet?

27/02/2025

hey friends. let me use my intuition. think of your five best friends. now me. wh**es.
xoxo

27/02/2025

PS. the messenger isn’t the one to go after. go to the source. or look in the mirror. same same.

27/02/2025

it’s all coming………

02/02/2025

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01/02/2025

To quote the great and tragically famous Oscar Wilde. “ always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.” I have decided to bid you farewell. the simple plan to entertain with nonsense and glamour has some of your panties in a .. i don’t know a.. a fractal theory? and a theory is what it is.
As i lay in bed, thinking of all the things you never did but i told stories about.. maybe you should wake up and be noticed, judge across the board, see yourself in others. you won’t. you never could. the picture of you is the one you want to see. the only one you’ll see. i see me. it’s sad. it’s trying to do everything but be myself. WHY? because you are playing a game. and you’ve already lost. you know you love me me. XOXO gossip girl.
I might be gone, but like a lost cat, i’ll find you. may i suggest gloves? Our hands might get a little dirty.

21/01/2025

My, my, my, my little Gossipers. looks as though you have all been busy. From where I see it, I might be obsolete. Aren’t you all just a rowdy lil bunch. Posting pictures and commenting on that anonymous page. I’ve always told you it’s been you all along. But you prefer to take the high ground and convince yourself it’s not you gossiping.
I’m going to dare you. I dare you to not gossip for 1 week. I know you can’t. why? Because i know what you like, think, and how you react. I won’t talk about you if you don’t gossip. But there’s a twist. If you do, you are fair game. And this time I’ll use names. This isn’t the only Administration takeover. Talk about you later. The Queen might be dead, but i’m not. XOXO GG

08/01/2025

Hey Gossipers, are my ears ringing or is that the fire trucks putting out a certain someone’s fire?Either way, with the start of the new year, i give you a new me. But anytime you wanna start the bidding on what happens next just let me know. Going once, going twice…. you know you love me. GG

26/12/2024

https://youtu.be/1Cc8fQjP9eg?si=wX1JSoH0cV1hAMnJ

26/12/2024

this next year is going a direction you should understand. the gloves are off and you haven’t seen anything yet. sorry bud. this is only a beginning.

17/12/2024

Hey Gossipers. It has come to my attention that some of you are experiencing what they call the winter doldrums. And far be it from me to kick you when your down as the list of haters grows strong. As a Holiday gift to you, i’ll give you one piece of advice… look around yourself and understand no one is perfect. In fact, they are probably seeing themselves worse than you could ever imagine. The real judge of character is yourself. I do have to remind you, another year is quickly emerging. And so are your secrets. Enjoy your pass. It won’t last long. you know you love me. XoXo. GG

30/04/2024

Hey my fellow gossipers. May I suggest a big meal tonight. You’re gonna need the strength for my drop. I have nothing to lose and much to gain. You all are so supportive and well, sh*tty people. Maybe it’s time for your just desserts. (AP. Desert is with one s. Dessert that is an after dinner item has 2 s’s) you know you love me. XOXO