
08/06/2023
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Fresh Prince of Salt Lake City, so rare.
In southwest Lubbock born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some handball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Salt Lake City, where they care."
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."
But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Fresh Prince of Salt Lake City, with flair.
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Salt Lake City livin' like?
Hmm, this might be all right.
Well, the plane landed, and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop, standing there with my name out
I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness, like lightning, disappeared.
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near
The license plate said "SMOG" and it had skis in the mirror
If anything, I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it, yo, home to Salt Lake City, prepare!"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smog ya later"
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Fresh Prince of Salt Lake City, debonair.