25/06/2020
This is Samantha Shader. Samantha thought protesting was cool, thought they were making a real difference. She was so committed to the cause, she decided to throw a Molotov cocktail at a van which contained 4 police officers. As they were arresting her, she had another thought inspired by her doubtless genius, and bit the arresting officer on the leg.
Luckily, Samantha's attempt to burn alive 4 men who had nothing to do with killing anyone failed.
Samantha has a rap sheet that would have impressed Al Capone, with arrests in 11 different states, which is surprising given her criminal genius.
Now Samantha is going to face the music, charged with 4 counts of attempted murder of a police officer, attempted arson, assault on a law enforcement officer, criminal possession of a weapon and reckless endangerment. Samantha is facing charges that when convicted will send her to prison for the rest of her worthless, ignorant wife. It's only a shame she can't be taken onto the courthouse steps and shot in the back of the head. Live on the 2200 news. Perhaps THAT would be a disincentive for anyone else to try and follow in her footsteps.