Alma Evasco Page

Alma Evasco Page I believe that to live A Fruitful life, one has let go of anything that bothers your soul, be grateful of what you have, and have a focus for the day!
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Live in the present!

08/02/2025

X still won’t leave me alone—
even in summer.”
😤❌🌞

08/01/2025

“Summer math: where the numbers sweat, and so do I.”
🧠💦➕

07/31/2025

“Summer school math: Where fun goes to get factored out.”➗😂

07/30/2025

“Hot girl summer? More like ‘hot mess solving algebra.’”
🔥➗😵 Let’s goo

07/30/2025

"I only drink coffee on days I teach math... which is all of them." ☕➕➗ Laban! Count Me In Let’s gooo

07/30/2025

"This is my function. I caffeinate, I educate, I silently scream when they say
'2 + 2 = 5' with confidence.
Help me, Lord." 😅✝️☕📐

06/14/2025

If X = the number of times I re-explained PEMDAS,
and Y = the number of coffees I need to survive today,
please solve for Y…
…before I lose my function—coffee time!

06/14/2025

Two triangles walk into a bar.
One says, “I feel so pointless.”
The other replies, “Don’t worry, I’m an acute triangle and I still don’t get noticed!”
Then a circle rolls in and says, “Relax guys… life just goes around in circles anyway.”

06/13/2025

It’s Friday the 13th… and these angles are scarily incorrect!📐😱

06/12/2025

My patience is on backorder until next school year.

06/12/2025

How can you compete with phone in the classroom?!

06/12/2025

“Passed the class by the grace of Wi-Fi and chat gpt!”

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