06/24/2025
🐆 So you brought home a Maine C**n...
Now what? Welcome to Level Expert Cat Parenting 101.
💥 1. This is not your lazy lap cat
Maine C**n cats = feline athletes. Expect Zoomies in the middle of the night, climbing to the highest depths of the house , and possibly a backflip off your fridge(that has actually happened in our house😂)
Tip: Buy toys. Lots and lots of them. Then buy even more.
🧠 2. Smarter than your ex
They open doors, figure out puzzle feeders, and learn tricks faster than most dogs. Some call them the dogs of the cat world.
Tip: Teach them fetch or they will steal all of your things 😂😂.
💧 3. Water? Yes, please
They’ll drink from the faucet, nap in your sink, and try to join you in the shower.
Tip: A pet fountain = a happy Maine C**n.
🐾 4. Attention required (like… a hell of a lot)
They love you. They need you. They demand you.
Tip: If you’re often gone from home — consider getting a second cat to keep them company . Or a therapist 😂😂
🪵 5. Your furniture is now a scratching post
If you don’t give them plenty of scratching options, they’ll find their own.
Tip: Cat trees. Window perches. Or your favorite chair will become their new favorite thing to scratch on.
Maine c**n cats aren’t just cats. They’re a lifestyle.
High energy, high charisma, and high expectations.
But once you go Maine C**n — you’ll never go back.
📍 Based in Venice Florida.
💬 DM us if you’re MaineC**n-ready.•
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