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😂 Oh honey… Jennifer Pippin really went full “toddler outreach program” with this one.Three months until the primary and...
05/18/2026

😂 Oh honey… Jennifer Pippin really went full “toddler outreach program” with this one.
Three months until the primary and she’s dropping campaign graphics that look like they were designed by a 4-year-old on a sugar rush. “YOUR VOTE MATTERS” in giant crayon letters… and then she hits us with the Lucas & Friends logo like this is story time at the library instead of a County Commission race.
Ma’am… are we electing a Commissioner or are we trying to get Lucas to eat his vegetables?
Indian River County deserves better than Sesame Street campaign design. This is embarrassing. Even the toddler is side-eyeing this graphic.

Space Coast Young Republicans got a new girlfriend.  This says a lot about their credibility…..
05/18/2026

Space Coast Young Republicans got a new girlfriend. This says a lot about their credibility…..

05/15/2026

Hey MAGA:
Can you please provide a verifiable example of how your life has gotten BETTER since Trump took office.
Be specific.

Is that the Fascist Sisters of Florida?
05/15/2026

Is that the Fascist Sisters of Florida?

Jennifer Pippin, here’s your sign:🚨 PETITION STATUS: TOTAL FU***NG REJECTION 🚨Indian River County just dropped the mic o...
05/14/2026

Jennifer Pippin, here’s your sign:
🚨 PETITION STATUS: TOTAL FU***NG REJECTION 🚨

Indian River County just dropped the mic on your sad little power grab. You “claimed” 0 signatures (lmao), checked 1,072, and still only scraped together 902 valid ones out of the 1,209 required.

That’s not a petition. That’s a participation trophy soaked in failure and duplicate signatures (25 of ‘em, because even your own fans can’t be bothered to show up once). 170 rejected? Bro, the voters didn’t just say no — they said “Jennifer WHO?” and hurled the clipboard into the swamp.

You spent all that time collecting signatures from… what, your book club and three confused relatives? And STILL came up 307 short?

NO ONE FU***NG LIKES YOU, JENNIFER.
Not enough to sign your dumb petition, anyway. The people have spoken: Go home, touch grass, and maybe reflect on why your political dreams keep face-planting harder than a drunk Florida Man on I-95.

Better luck next lifetime, champ. The ballot box has spoken — and it’s laughing at you. 😂

PS - you asked us for our signature at the local hoe down, we laughed at you because you told us that you were a nurse.

05/14/2026

If Donald Trump was having a heart attack, and you only had 5 minutes to save him, what kind of sandwich would you make?

05/12/2026

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This is why we are hellbent on stopping Jennifer Pippin, Moms for Liberty, Family First and Jackie Rosario! https://www....
05/11/2026

This is why we are hellbent on stopping Jennifer Pippin, Moms for Liberty, Family First and Jackie Rosario!

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On May 6, 1933, N**i students and storm troopers attacked Institut für Sexualwissenschaft (Institute for Sexual Science) in Berlin. Days later, on May 10, they dragged its library into the street and fed it to a bonfire. Roughly 20,000 books, photographs, case files, journals, and irreplaceable records went up in smoke.

The institute had been founded in 1919 by Magnus Hirschfeld, a gay Jewish doctor who was decades ahead of his time. Hirschfeld argued that sexuality and gender were part of human diversity, not crimes to punish. He became a target of the right wing in Germany almost instantly.

His institute offered medical care, counseling, legal advocacy, and serious research. It supported gay men, le****ns, trans people, and anyone crushed by Germany’s anti-gay laws. It was one of the first places on earth where q***r people could walk through the front door and be treated like human beings.

That made it dangerous for the fascists.

The N**is hated Hirschfeld for three reasons. First, he was Jewish. Second, he was q***r. But maybe worst, he believed knowledge could liberate the people N**is wanted terrified and obedient.

So they came for the files first.

Among the materials destroyed were early studies on sexuality, records from trans patients, personal testimonies, and pioneering work on gender-affirming care. Some of the first modern surgeries and identity documents for trans people had roots there. Entire branches of human understanding were reduced to ash before most countries had even begun them.

Many people see the burning of Institut für Sexualwissenschaft as a symbol of censorship. It was also a warning shot aimed at anyone outside their narrow idea of humanity.

Hirschfeld was abroad on a lecture tour when it happened. He watched newsreel footage of the destruction later. He never returned to Germany.

05/11/2026

“We have the right, as anyone else does, to protest what they want to protest. If the powers that be don’t agree with what we’re protesting, it doesn’t mean they can silence us.” The lawsuit follows a city code enforcement order in Key West’s historic district requiring the couple to repaint their fence and imposing daily monetary penalties for noncompliance after it was painted rainbow in response to the removal of the city’s rainbow crosswalks

05/11/2026

Florida families are trying to do what families have always done: work hard, pay the bills and build a better future for their children. That means being a

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