11/28/2025
“Advertising” by the legendary comedian, George Carlin lays out the power of persuasion through this little thing called . It’s all about how you package, present and describe a product or service. 🛍️
See transcript below, not the full transcription however due to colorful language.
“Quality, values, style, service, election, convenience, economy, savings, performance, experience, hospitality, low rates, friendly service, name brands, easy terms, affordable prices, money back guarantee, free installation.
Free admission for appraisal, free alterations, free delivery, free estimates, free home trial, and free parking. No cash, no problem. No kidding, no fuss, no must, no risk, no obligation, no red tape, no down payment, no entry fee, no hidden charges, no purchase necessary. No one will call on you. No payments and interest until September, but -
Limited time only though, so act now.
Order today.
Send no money.
Offer good while supplies last.
2 to a customer.
Each item sold separately.
Batteries not included.
Mileage may vary.
All sales are final.
Allow 6 weeks for delivery.
Some items not available.
Some assembly required.
Some restrictions may apply.
So, come on in.
Come on in.
Come on in for a free demonstration and a free consultation with our friendly, professional staff. Our experience and knowledgeable sales representatives will help you make a selection just right for you and just right for budget.
And say - don’t forget to pick up your free gift:
a classic, deluxe, custom designer, luxury, prestige, high-quality, premium, select, gourmet pocket pencil sharpener.
Yours for the asking. No purchase necessary. It’s our way of saying thank you.
And if you act now, we’ll include an extra added free complementary bonus gift: a classic, deluxe, custom designer, luxury, prestige, high-quality, premium, select, gourmet combination key-ring, magnifying glass, and garden hose in a genuine imitation leather-style carrying case with authentic vinyl trim.
Yours for the asking. No purchase necessary. It’s our way of saying thank you.
Actually, it’s our way of saying: bend over just a little bit farther…
