Snot Rocket Podcast

05/26/2026

05/26/2026

In this episode, the OG and Goldfish go back to 2020 when Andrew and Tommy did their first podcast together that no one listened to. Tommy wants to send Andrew’s dogs into space, talks about the great lake, and doesn't wear his 5k medal out in public … because he doesn’t have one. Andrew takes a shot at Jason à la carte, says a 3-year-old is a classic “girls gone wild”, and hates the mail carrier and his neighbor.

Automatic Knife Gun hooks us up with Sierra Nevada’s Torpedo IPA … tall boys! They are 9.2%.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1OgvbNSXW5tlBSA2i1lxQB?si=qJXIbMg5TBmP27pWK9gGVg

05/19/2026

It’s award time, Sotties! Year three is coming to a close, and we have awards to dish out. The boys dish out some gifts to each other that we only get to enjoy; you’re welcome. The OG is not taking medals anymore, has never gotten monogrammed golf balls from Goldfish’s ex-wife, and trashes the WAG’s again. Sir Goldfish is confident his marathon is going to go “f**king terribly,” tells Andrew to have another kid, and does minutes of research on the top 5 list.

From Chesty Puller, we get to enjoy an unfiltered lager from Fox Brewing’s Slugger.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5hZZgcFHDu1PbdQoIg7mRv?si=Fh_geNYJQtOKs1yiStccVQ

The Snot Rocket Podcast · Episode

05/13/2026

Over 1.3 million people applied for the 2027 London Marathon. The chances of being selected are roughly .04%.

Which means 100% of the 1.3 million applicants do not realize running is stupid.

05/12/2026

The boys are going streaking! In this episode, Sir Goldfish and the OG get philosophical about running addictions and running streaks. Goldfish can’t hit the broad side of a barn on the golf course despite his efforts, scares away a potential Snotty, and is fighting off groupies and st*****rs in South Carolina. Andrew still likes a prison s*x scene in movies, offers golf advice, and mentions Ho***rs way too much.

Tommy is drinking Devil’s Backbone Vienna Lager, and Andrew is sipping a Proven Theory from Benchtop Brewing.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/023OYEXGXWkgmMAa7jerhZ?si=23TBccU-QnO8vQKTyOqVtQ

05/05/2026

In this episode, the boys get into the world record performances from the London marathon, annoyingly talk about what constitutes a world record performance, and the Snot Rocket game show goes to a tie breaker! Andrew dodges a landmine from Goldfish, thinks that if you go to the moon, you can do whatever you want, and asks, “Where do you go from there?” Goldfish eats some nachos, asks what’s to gain out of being an as***le, how much faster is a 2:15:16 marathon compared to a 2:42:30 marathon, and talks about horses.

Sir Goldfish smuggles this episode's beer all the way from Delaware! It’s Crooked Hammock’s Sway Hazy IPA.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/0eIZNNOHVDKG2QwXMgECzR?si=VOyd8axeSCeXVGkk-VyA3g

05/01/2026

Hey Snotties, it’s your old pal (and I do mean old) Goldfish here. I stumbled upon a “story” while scrolling on Facebook. Unbeknownst to me, there are unspoken rules to having a Boston Marathon jacket!

To which I immediately said, “Oh for f***s sake. Rules? There are rules??!!” So my day is ruined.

Anywho, I couldn’t bring myself to read said rules but wanted to share with you all that this is apparently a thing. If anyone wants to find out the rules to explain them to me, please don’t. I’m good. That’s totally not necessary. No seriously, I don’t want to know.

And before anyone points out I didn’t post a link, or even mention who posted this, I know.

I.

Know.

Love you kids! XOXO