Snot Rocket Podcast

09/09/2025

The Snot Rocket hosts talk about Dutch track star, F***y Blankers-Koen, we go crazy with trivia questions, and get into the greatest videos ever … it was awesome … shut up. Andrew likes South Jersey, says “groundbreaking” a lot, and has never been talked into the Olympic trials. Tommy screws up a basketball trivia question, goes to running camp, and says, “Let’s talk about this bitch.”

Chelsea and DJ hook the boys up with Commonwealth Brewing's double IPA, Big Papi. Tommy’s not even mad, it’s a Red Sox reference.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3GyVGiktOr2BxL9TdNVlMh?si=Ky2X8Rf0QoajtrDSXAUgMQ

Last call for our free run/mimosa/100th episode. It's this Sunday the 14th. Come on down now, ya all!
https://runsignup.com/Race/VA/VirginiaBeach/SnotRocketSundayRun

09/07/2025

Start ‘em young.

09/02/2025

It's getting down to the wire, party Snotties. If you haven't signed up, get in on it. It's free and comes with booze!

Need to get a run in on Sunday, September 14th? Need a mimosa after your run on Sunday, September 14th? Do you need to just have a mimosa on Sunday, September 14th? Well, then we got you covered!

We're having a group run on that day, followed by a live recording of our 100th episode, and Goldfish is buying the first 100 mimosas!

Yeah, that's right, a free event with a free mimosa. Hells yeah!

Come on down and have a mimosa. Bring your spouse. Bring your side piece. Hell, bring your spouse and your side piece (no Coldplay music to be played).

https://runsignup.com/Race/VA/VirginiaBeach/SnotRocketSundayRun

09/02/2025

Continuing with an ongoing bit, we decided to do random trivia questions until you tell us to stop. We don’t actually get into the topic of the episode until 40 minutes in, and do another top 5. Tommy plays Pretty Reckless … doesn’t help the show a bit, loses his mind over Luis Gonzalez, and wouldn’t mind finishing 7th in the African Championships. Andrew thinks Goldfish is his older brother, tells Tommy “f**k you”, and should be dead already.

Sir Goldfish brings “Great Return IPA” by Hardywood Park Craft Brewery to the show.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/47W4WdN3iqSg263Bu1nbPh?si=ERa9Ej8LSVWXJQrWPbUHRQ

08/26/2025

The boys are skittish about going back to Ikea, admit they achieved their low bar potential, and have no clue how to convert kilometers to miles. Tommy evades authorities, continues to cough, and can’t pronounce Wight. Andrew tries to post to Instagram during the show, reviews their competition in Chicago, and loves jail s*x and murders.

This episode's beer is brought to us by the Other Guy and is Three Notch'd Brewing Company’s Bright Future IPA.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/4Xq2gzhDBrFSbYEimU93Si?si=tF5FBDQ9Rpa4eXB5oIQVEg

08/19/2025

With a 1000 apologizes to Glass Joe, here's this weeks episode!

A day late and a dollar short, the boys do their Snotty Awards. The hosts try to recruit fake guests and talk too much about baseball. Andrew knows what the f**k he’s doing, yearns for a better research staff, and pays homage to Ryne Sandberg. Tommy feels a need to get on a dating app, says Thurman Munson is not coming back, and dribbles on about what is and what isn’t a good drug.

Quickly becoming our favorite Snotty, Just John, hooks us up again with Citraquench’l by Heist Brewery.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7MhBFZbfDW0SOWEWE5ds6l?si=fzcF7gocQtCY9IywSF6Fog

08/12/2025

In this episode, Goldfish sounds worse than he looks … as usual, Andrew drinks the donated beer the day before, and they talk about domestic violence a bit too much. Andrew professes his love for Siskel and Ebert, thinks Chariots of Fire is boring, and wants a ho******ic shower scene. Tommy admits he’s a liar, calls Noah Lyles a dick, and realizes no one runs 810 meters.

The beer on this episode is from Christina and is Pocahoptas by Center of the Universe Brewery.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/73NeRq9xhdn3ejL2kpjZnU?si=T1mWwfhCTAuZw6MlGRe_GQ

08/05/2025

Goldfish is feeling under the weather so the boys are recording via Zoom, and they pimp the upcoming 100th episode and National The Other Guy Day. Goldfish is on fire with his segues, asks Andrew some more trivia questions, and references Andrew’s broken bed…again. Andrew’s Swiffer makes an appearance, tiptoes around social issues, and butchers an Australian accent.

With the boys being remote, Andrew is enjoying Kona Big Wave - because it was on sale, and Goldfish is overdoing it with Founders All Day IPA and cold medicine.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/4CsjRvKPiJmDu7oV6q5wnh?si=QXhHfZVKTv2J6LscPZ4Rxw

08/04/2025

Need to get a run in on Sunday, September 14th? Need a mimosa after your run on Sunday, September 14th? Do you need to just have a mimosa on Sunday, September 14th? Well, then we got you covered!

We're having a group run on that day, followed by a live recording of our 100th episode, and Goldfish is buying the first 100 mimosas!

Yeah, that's right, a free event with a free mimosa. Hells yeah!

Come on down and have a mimosa. Bring your spouse. Bring your side piece. Hell, bring your spouse and your side piece (no Coldplay music to be played).

https://runsignup.com/Race/VA/VirginiaBeach/SnotRocketSundayRun

08/03/2025

Glass Joe ran 20 miles today and has all the plates to prove it.

07/29/2025

In an attempt to class up the show, the boys bring back the WAGs. Tommy tries to be nicer … tries. Andrew recalls his nicknames from high school, calls his wife a 5-ton blower, and defines the term “bell end.” Tommy finds out you can leave comments on Spotify, sets Christina up with a new set of “Andrew’s fingers are so white,” and gets angry again.

Mrs. Drew donated this episode’s beer. It’s a “Ruby Squeeze” from Back Bay Brewing.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/0hBCfz0VJJRWozJ5p4ZmCC?si=yW_9MtwORlONq96kqcgMRA

07/22/2025

Have you ever heard the idea of adding regular people into the Olympics just so we can see how talented those people really are? Well, here's Sharlene Mawdsley, 400m Olympian from Ireland, racing a drunken shirtless bloke on the street ... giving him a comfortable lead ... barefoot ... dressed for brunch.

Good on ya, Cliffy.