07/04/2026
Happy 4th of July from the S**t Show crew! 🇺🇸
Here’s to freedom, fireworks, questionable decisions, overcooked hot dogs, one guy who swears he’s a grill master, and at least one neighbor calling the cops before the night’s over.
Keep all 10 fingers, don’t hold the Roman candle “just to see what happens,” and remember… freedom isn’t free, but bad ideas usually are.
Raise a cold one, be proud to be an American, and if anyone asks… that explosion definitely wasn’t us.
Stay safe, celebrate responsibly… or at least don’t end up on the evening news. Happy Independence Day! 🍻🎆🇺🇸
