06/09/2023
So okay.
I’ve heard plenty o’ campfire tales and more than my fair share of what are almost certainly exaggerations of the truth re: the remains found in Freehold Twp. earlier this week.
Based on what I’ve heard - which is neither verifiable nor officially confirmed information as of right now - I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT THE REMAINS FOUND ARE DAMIEN’S.
Based solely on the stories I have heard, both the context and the clothing accompanying those remains are a strong mismatch for our guy. I don’t factually know any of these things. But based on what I have heard, it is unlikely. Unconfirmed details aren’t mine to share, but that’s my strong opinion.
What I do factually know is this:
1. Skeletal remains, which police believe are human, were found in a shed on Kidder Road in Freehold Township on Tuesday.
2. The shed hasn’t been used in at least one year, but possibly more. I’ve not spoken directly with the homeowner, though I have reached out and tried. No. I will not tell you their name or address. Not for me to take it upon myself to release. Lo siento.
3. The remains are most likely human, but police are not going to tell the media that until they’re damn ready. Sometimes it be that way with la policia. Total bummer, but wait we must.
But also, for my friends in the media, follow up we absolutely must as well. 😉👍
4. The reason you read in one or more stories that they were investigating whether or not more remains were present is because…wait for it…they don’t know yet. And need to investigate the area surrounding the remains they did find. One adult human skeleton consists of 206 bones. Some of them are under 5 mm in size. It actually does take a minute, you guys. Hang in there.
5. Laboratory examination and DNA testing of suspected human remains are not the same thing. Lab examination involves just what I was talking about above: the laying out and arranging of all bones recovered, to see the skeleton in as complete a form as possible. First of all, is it just one individual? More? Is it complete? Incomplete?
At this point also, microscopy and other relatively surface-level (but still more specialized than straight “eyeballing it”) data are collected (and documented, copiously). This is when age and gender are estimated, and any hypotheses on manner of death are generated based on obvious or microscopic skeletal trauma. This is also a time for accounting: is everything (including teeth) present and accounted for? If not, why not? Again, this is hypothesis generation time.
6. Hypotheses are tested at the DNA level of the process, during which time a complete biological profile is generated for the individual, including confirmation of gender and other unique characteristics that may genetically prove identity based on “matches” for living relatives.
7. Depending on the complexity of any one of those steps, this entire process can take anywhere from weeks to months to years. In my opinion, this one may take anywhere from a few weeks to a couple of months, but again that’s just an educated guess on my part.
One thing that could drastically speed up that process is whether or not any identification was found along with the remains. I don’t know if it was. But, if that’s the case, then you’re just waiting for authorities to notify next-of-kin, and satisfy their own questions regarding whether or not they have a crime to solve.
In my personal (not professional, I’m a professional at 0 things) opinion, they do not. But only time will tell. Stay tuned to YDL for more updates. Brian be the grownup reporter and stuff.
I’m just a crazy girl with a mic. Remember? 🖤
FREEHOLD TOWNSHIP, Pa. – State police are investigating after skeletal remains were found in an abandoned shed in Freehold Township on the western edge of Warren County Tuesday. In a release issued Wednesday, Corry-based Pennsylvania State Police said troopers had initiated a death investigation a...