06/15/2024
BREAKING NEWS: Divot debacle
Local grass lovers took a real knife to the heart early evening on June 14th when disaster struck of the putting green of hole 7/8 Wawasee Golf Club located in Syracuse, Indiana. Both players and decent hearted folk alike took to the streets of Facebook to find the culprits of this crime. A generous 1000 dollar reward (285 after inflation and taxes) has been offered for information leading to the capture of these radical youth.
“I already can’t make a put out here!” Said local golfer Geoff Morris. “Now I have to overcome these gargantuan divots too?? My wife’s not gonna like this”
One things sure. These vigilantes and their garage sale clubs will not dodge the firm grasp of justice.
If you or a loved one has any information on the names ages or shoe sizes of these punks please contact Wawasee golf course. Together we can make sure they pay dearly and figuratively beat them to a pulp until they beg for a mulligan.
