The Cherry Swamp

The Cherry Swamp Satirization without representation // Washington DC

US-Egg! US-Egg!
02/07/2025

US-Egg! US-Egg!

“DC may have suffered a snow storm, but no matter what you’ll always find 4 out of 5 white people jogging.”
01/06/2025

“DC may have suffered a snow storm, but no matter what you’ll always find 4 out of 5 white people jogging.”

I’ll make it worth it.
01/06/2025

I’ll make it worth it.

Gaetz’s plastic surgeon wouldn’t comment on whether they provided services as part of a customer appreciation week.
12/27/2024

Gaetz’s plastic surgeon wouldn’t comment on whether they provided services as part of a customer appreciation week.

“I care about the economy.”
11/08/2024

“I care about the economy.”

Bonus: You can also barf in them. 🇺🇸🤮
11/06/2024

Bonus: You can also barf in them. 🇺🇸🤮

Share the road!
10/31/2024

Share the road!

She saw an opportunity with a slightly more attractive reality TV millionaire, and she took it.
10/08/2024

She saw an opportunity with a slightly more attractive reality TV millionaire, and she took it.

(Ghost of) Jerry! (Ghost of) Jerry!
10/02/2024

(Ghost of) Jerry! (Ghost of) Jerry!

Height: 2 stories (because apparently that matters!)Anything else? Just ask.
09/26/2024

Height: 2 stories (because apparently that matters!)
Anything else? Just ask.

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