07/09/2026
UNCLE STANK-A-LOT ARRESTED IN GOLDSBORO 😫💩
​This TikTok star, King El-Amin (aka Knitty Gritty), was hauled off in cuffs this morning—not for drugs, not for theft, but for POSSESSION OF A "STANKIN B***Y." 🚔💦 And a judge is dead serious, setting his bond at a cool $200k!
​The wildest part? El-Amin’s side chick reportedly begged the judge: "Please, your honor, don't let him out until he scrubs that crack! I can't take it!" 🤢🧼 His wife must agree, 'cause she already packed up and left, telling him she's not coming home until he brushes those gums.
​According to El-Amin, he did wash up—last month, with some "recycled" bathwater. (Yuck!) He's now facing up to 20 years of probation, and people are betting the State of NC will make sure he gets acquainted with some soap and water.
